Comedy

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tHe kiLLer

tHe kiLLer

Tests of humanity

The face of the intestinal savage

Hunting through the forest

...

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" Santa,s..Missing Elf...

" Santa,s..Missing Elf !?"

" I sat for a moment, Upon my shelf !
& since then, I can not find my trusty Elf?
It,s...

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Me against the World

Me against the World

Born in danger
as life progresses
it's pro visions
strangles my thoughts
into...

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SEX

SEX

Sex is like a game of bridge

How you play, is jointly planned

But if your partner’s not...

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" You..Aint Getting...

" You..Aint Getting Shit !?"

" Listen to me...You aint getting shit !
I,ve been keeping my eye on you, Ya git ?
Having ya...

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Golden Boy

These tears I hide behind

People don't care about your feelings

They'll tell you whatever...

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N.O.W.

N.O.W.

N.O.W.

"N" is for Narrate ..."O" is for Or...and "W" is for Write

Either way his story is...

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The sprouts are out

The sprouts are out

It's time to spread

Some Yuletide cheer

Make children smile

from ear to ear...

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" What.. Not This...

" What.. Not  This Again Dear !?"

Him..." Rain dear,! The weather-mans, calling for snow dear ?
They are estimating,That it will be...

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H A T R E D

H A T R E D

Why is there cruelty
Entering the forbidden city
With all its glamour
Not forgetting...

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ADAM`S ALE

ADAM`S ALE

A pint of the bubbly stuff such as Stout

Is supposed to be good for you

But heck it lets...

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Yahtzee

My insides are like Yahtzee dice being tossed around and not knowing what's gonna happen when I bottle...

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Hard To Forget

We didn't have to be together,
For you to break my heart,
Do you mean to hurt me,
...

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Our world ?

Our world ?

We are trapped like a caged bird
We have a voice but nothing is heard
Conforming to society...

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Love you mom

Mom I know this tough for you as for it is as tough for us to see you go.. I know I put you through a lot...

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THE TWIT CLUB

THE TWIT CLUB

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!

How is it that one careless match...

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Bloom

When you left the flowers were dead

So I got smart and bought some new ones

And if you...