Comedy

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Tinder Sucks

And now it hits me harder than it has this entire week

I still think about you all the time...

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Dear Diary

7/31

You're not even gone and already I feel your absence

Please come warm up your side of...

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Record Player

I always thought leaving was the hardest part

It's the hearts we leave behind that ache until it's...

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Told You So

It's too quite on this dead end street, where people watch but they don't speak

And I

I...

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Looks Like Rain

I was good once

I'm still good

Always good

I want to be bad

Really bad...

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Please

I want you to touch me on purpose this time

No accidental finger graze when we pass things

...

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Five Years Too Late

It's orders and chaos

I've never been the best at doing what I'm told

Because if it doesn'...

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Not Irish Enough To Be Lucky

No more words

I'll let my body do the talking

I've got a wolf for a heart

Put my...

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Blink 182 Already Said It:...

I have clung too tightly to existences buried in my sleep

I have touched the soft lips of a Sunday...

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Tea Party Nightmare

The doormouse is sleeping curled up in a cup
While the Mad Hatter foretells of our doom
White...

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The Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter

I am the jester who lost his jingle.
The bells rang so much, my ears began to tingle.
\Amidst...

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Wonder Land

Wonder Land

Look deep within the forest,
Watch the Hare run faster and faster,
Putting time to the test...

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Waste

Waste

By Emily Capell

Oh you are the master of
Wasting my time
And I know...

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WATCH YOUR STEP

WATCH YOUR STEP

I will help you Santa Claus...

Broom stick?

Check...

Duster?

Check......

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The return of an annual...

Hey there ya cunt!!

What do you call of this stunt?

Into my home you have managed to gain...

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" Stop Messing With...

" Stop Messing  With My Head !?"

" Hey guys, Stop messing with my head!
Because , Believe it or not, I am seeing red !
You...

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because shit happens

because shit happens

These waves wash over me
I am caught in a living mosaic,
Hindu symbols from temples to...