Comedy

" I can get you on the naughty list!
Without taking to much of a risk ?
Just so long as your...

my heart burns for the love of you

my mind sees the future I'll have with you

my lips yearn...

" Have you ever wondered, What Santa does in summer?
He is a full-time 24/7, Beach bummer !!
...

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on...

" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad !
By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had...

Q. What is Jewish Foreplay?

A. One hour of begging.

Q. How do you tell who the Groom is...

Take a breath and look deep inside
Now is the time don't run and hide
Release the breath and...

hardened and callous from the pain endured before

eyes drowned in tears that never cease to pour...

" If your period, Does arrive in December?
There is a Xmas edition, Should you remember ?
If...

Looking out of my window

Realising reminiscing

of just what's missing

missing those...

Smiling at you as you smile back at me

theres no other place that I'd rather be

here I'm at...

Across the room

his eyes did follow

her every move

from then he knew

he...

One day near Christmas, some years ago,

In a church turned white with ice and snow,

A...

My heart aches... my eyes water... I breathe in deep to relieve my feelings just enough to turn them away...

Without evil, good would not be completely right.
For it is evil that makes good shine so bright....

" Tis, The season to get shit-faced !!
To be inappropriate , Be a damn disgrace ?
To honk up...

In these dark tunnels

I, the living

Placed before time

It was not time...