Comedy

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The hands of peace

The hands of peace

The deepest moment is the soul
Flying its way through to the heart
For this is the moment of...

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Self - portrait

Self - portrait

painter
.... in the night
Whispering the words
Onto canvas
Tears form
:...

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"Santa's Stalker ...

"Santa's Stalker !?"

Santa..." OI you , Are you stalking me ya knob !
Or are you just on the bloody rob ?
Stealing...

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My love is a tower

My love is a tower

I cannot see you
You, my lover
My keeper, my tamer
I cannot leave you
My...

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Emphysema

Emphysema

The body is defined
By the flesh as derived
By the skin as stitched;
Circumference;...

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Prison walls

Prison walls

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Don't forget the flowers
What they say to you
In the brief life;
For...

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PIG

PIG

How are thee today
In these revolting scraps for
A pig, the sow, in thick
Brown mud...

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"It,s A Wrap... !"

"It,s A Wrap... !"

" The Xmas wrapping Secret, Is all in the detail !
So pay attention, Especially if you are male ?...

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The magician

The magician

For here is your saviour
Amidst the ruins of thee
What did they tell ye
What shall be...

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THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE...

THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE GARDEN!

" Mum look! come here quick!

There`s an elephant in the garden shed!

Mum look! it can`t get...

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THE NIGHT BEFORE

THE NIGHT BEFORE

T'was the night before Christmas
And in his outhouse
Sat Ja quietly listening
To waltz...

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" Your Wildest Dreams...

" Your Wildest Dreams Are About To Come True !?"

" Your wildest dreams, Are about to come true !!
As if by black magic, Or a bit of voodoo ?
...

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M.O.T NEEDED!!

M.O.T NEEDED!!

If my body was a car!

I would be trading it in for a newer model!!

I`ve got bumps, dents...

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JUST PERFECT!

JUST PERFECT!

It must be nice to be perfect!

I hear myself often say!

Never getting anything wrong...

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" He Know,s....Ya Know...

" He Know,s....Ya Know !?"

" He know,s when you,ve been wanking !
He know,s , If you are left or right ?
Or if you put a...

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Caught in a web

Caught in a web

When people die
Where do they go
Into the ground
Places we know
??????
...

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So far gone

So far gone

teachers always asked why i was so far gone from reality? my adopted mother made excuses and liked to think...