Comedy

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Shadow of a man

Shadow of a man

Shadow of a man

Here I am trying to find my place in the world like a lost animal, knowing nothing of...
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ADIOS MI AMIGOS

ADIOS MI AMIGOS

Off to Spain i am soon
for a holiday with all my mates
I hope the sun shines daily
the...

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`THE TWIT CLUB`!!

`THE TWIT CLUB`!!

What happens if you get `scared half to death` twice?

Is it true that cannibals refuse to eat...

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Gold digger

Gold digger

I broke the piggy bank of my heart, I robbed the banks of love, I worked the fields of affection and I grew...

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Shark Fin Sandwich

Shark Fin Sandwich

My need to enhance my virility
The fin warns fish of fatal doom
My penis punishes my pants...

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Toss Me a Jab

Toss Me a Jab

Toss Me a Jab
An infantry of 12
Judging like a jury
Shot two by two
When those...

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Anger Never had a Friend...

Anger Never had a Friend like Me

I know every goose bump by name.
So close the sweat burns.
Nothing hurts like our end....

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Male Order

Male Order

Eventually - my father was QUIETLY homophobic

He did not carry respect for men whom hadn't played a...

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G`s SILLY QUESTIONS!

G`s SILLY QUESTIONS!

If God made us....Who made him?

Who was the author of the Bible?

Why do we say `near miss`...

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Anti-Gravity Wanderlust

Anti-Gravity Wanderlust

Dangling,

Swinging,

Hanging and flying

High acceleration

opposing gravity...

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Anger

Anger

The anger i feel is turning the tide,
ripping and roaring at the man inside.
It shouts and...

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Poem Dump

Poem Dump

The Poem Garden
got clogged up… became a dump
some good poems came in
and acted as...

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" Us Greedy..Little...

" Us Greedy..Little pigs !?" x

" God, We have been a couple of greedy little pigs !
We,ve drunk all the gin & smoked most of...

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Beauty XI (Imagination)

Definition of beauty within your soul
You signify elegance living in bold

And capital...

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Farrah Fawcett Pinup

Farrah Fawcett Pinup

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On...

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About Last Night

About Last Night

About ten'0'clock as I'm disregarding the days dirty socks, my phone rings.
I look at the caller I.D...

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Budgie Views

Budgie Views

I see you there, sittin in that chair,
Observing from my cage,
You may not know, or even care...