Comedy

I would love to know how it feels to be free

How to be anybody but me

I try so hard to be...

First day of autumn, and I'm so not ready for the cold dark winds,

Sure, pretty colors will...

There Was an old man, His name was Mack,

He worked in the fields by a big yellow shack.

If...

Get in the corner and think about what you did...

You're three years old...

Stay in there...

kids are strange or atleast mine are,
the wierdest people i've met by far.

Their little...

Monday morning and I was getting ready to visit the dentist and as usual I was running late. Just as I was...

you're seen as perfect
when you did everything wrong
and im seen as weak
when i just...

A blonde text`s her boyfriend saying she doesn`t know what IDK means and asks him if he knows what it means...

Soul or Ego?!

Soul calling for reconciliation with your pain, and plight

Ego determined to...

You're no good for me! My emotions lay out for the whole world to see and you crush them. Over and over I...

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?

Why are there no Italians in Manhattan on Sundays?...

1. You only live once

2. You forgot about Emmett Kelly

3. On their asses

4. No, you...

kisses frozen frigid aire as Donald Trump pets reverberating
over ice floes this Bing his first...

A ONION CAN MAKE PEOPLE CRY BUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VEGETABLE INVENTEN THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH.IF ALL IS...

Love is like a sweet melody,

that plays in your heart.

If you let it get to you,

...

1. Please tell me the light is on and...

It's really not morning?

2. Has the coffee learned...

" She is only going commando, Dishing up my food !
& from this angle, She is far from being a...