Comedy

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SALAD OF THE GODS

SALAD OF THE GODS

Served with ambrosia,

dictation of mentality overt,

advert of aversion,

symptomatic...

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My future wedding day

My future wedding day

When I was a little girl,

I dream of my wedding,

You were there,

So were my daddy...

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My Cat Who Thinks like...

My Cat Who Thinks like Shakespeare

I sit and muse about the archaic words I use.
Knitting sentences with my knitting needles,
my...

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The man on the hill

There once lived a man
On the top of a hill
With bare kitchen cupboards
And a belly to...

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Only if you have been there...

I put the stereo on as I sink slowly into a pitiful darkened lonely slum.here we go again,same shit and it...

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The Watchman’s Judgement

The Watchman’s Judgement

The watchman’s electronic eyes were taken into focus

on the man and woman sitting outside the...

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Sphere

Sphere

Gestures we offer one another,

Like flagrant temptation, one holds to the next

But the...

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HELLO (THE TWIT CLUB)

HELLO  (THE TWIT CLUB)

CHEERS!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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THE TWIT CLUB

THE TWIT CLUB

THE 3 BEARS WERE DONE EATTING WENT FOR A WALK THAY CAME TO A MOUNTAIN AND THAY HAD TO CLIMBED IT SO FATHER...

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I MADE IT

I  MADE IT

Today, I have decided to take this Princess thing very serious...

This year I was put through many...

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ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Enter the mise-en-scene, through the portal,

you know...the portal...follow along it's just poetry...

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Totally Butch Silly

Pick that crumby up,

What do you think this is?

Crumbyville?

Things have to be...

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Totally Butch Silly

Totally Butch Silly

Pick that crumby up,

What do you think this is?

Crumbyville?

Things have to be...

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Secret Journal of Teenage...

she was so vibrant
the type of vibration that would affect even a tyrant
she always had good...

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Roger, Me and Kays Car

Roger, Me and Kays Car

In the spring of nineteen sixty-two, my Mom had a friend named Kay;

She’d visit in the early...

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Balance the Book

Balance the Book

Sometimes when I am lost for an idea I open the dictionary and look at the first word my finger falls on....

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PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!

PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!

Dear Patient!

Yes!...

We really do understand all your needs

And we know that you...