Comedy

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THE TWIT CLUB `ONE LINER`S`

THE TWIT CLUB `ONE LINER`S`

Good girls, are really bad girls...

They`re just very clever.... at never getting caught!!

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Road to Unenlightenment

Road to Unenlightenment

Whilst idling neath a sycamore tree,

the thought quite grand did...

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LIFE IS A STAGE

Life has many scenes...

The changes that takes place between the opening of a curtain and the...

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40 HOURS .....yeah right

40 HOURS .....yeah right

We agree to 40 hours a week
169 left that should be mine
But the check signer abusing power...

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Labor Day......"A...

Go Daddy....Go Grrandpa Charlie"

you were alwayz real hard on me,

but to the Grandsons a...

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Straight Lies

Straight Lies

When He was 18
Went to his mom to confess
Mom I think I'm gay
Love thinking of suck...

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Wonderland

Wonderland

Wonderland

If I got high with my friends

will it take me to wonderland

if I leave...

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Girl Friends

Girl Friends

You was only a friend

another year

you only a friend

you left on read

your...

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Believe

Don’t ever give up on
what you believe in
don’t ever let go of
your dreams and...

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Do or Die type? Maybe...

One of my sons wrote me a letter.......

he was reading a book,

with giggles and laughter...

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JOKE

JOKE

What`s the definition of sheer bloody bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!!

The...

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JOKE

JOKE

My bank manager told me that I should go out and get a donor card!

He not only wants all my pennies...

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ADAM`S ALE

ADAM`S ALE

A pint of the bubbly stuff, such as Stout!

Is supposed to be good for you!

Apparently it`s...

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THE GILDED PANOPTICON

THE GILDED PANOPTICON

Let them eat caked on grime,

convivial rootwork network,

Knee injury

simple home...

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Moo

Moo

There was a cow,
Down on the farm,
I'm tellin this to you,
Her milk was sweet,
...

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SURROGATE FOR WAR

SURROGATE FOR WAR

Sonnet ukulele boarding pass panopticons,

catnip parsing permits of contortionist lemon linguists...

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TIME!!

TIME!!

Can I please go back in time?

To when I had long brown hair!

And sparkling blue eyes....