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Holiday magic courtesy...

Holiday magic courtesy potluck dinners exuded delicious aroma at 324 Level Road

Mother would patschke
early that day in the kitchen,
and recruit any guest, who
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among us

today i will shout out silence

among us

smart thinkers
education matters
never a day wrong

as they worship God or Gods...

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RULES TO BE A GHOST

Rules to be a ghost one must abide
Behind a door you must definitely hide
Come out at night...

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My Secret

My Secret

Some people just got too much time on their hands
They learn so much but they will never understand...

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Gobbledygook about Thanks...

Gobbledygook about Thanks Taking formerly known as Thanksgiving

Heretofore stuffing said scandalous fête
worst day of year turkeys do hate
though vegan...

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Sludge

Sludge

Slip on the slime
his foot lands in grime
Cringe at the crunch
thoughts of French...

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WHAT TO WEAR (MAN'S...

A cravat, a bow tie or a patterned tie
Difficult decision I'm not going to lie
Dinner jacket...

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Gibbering jabbering...

Gibbering jabbering gibberish haint no recipe to sound glib

Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib,
but blubbers like a landlubber
at sea...

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Backside

discipline is love...respect went to the great participation...

Backside

A little more incentive shown in my time,
I was just looking for freedom to rule!
Back when...

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STELLA'S CELLARS

She lived in a mansion with several cellars
Came in handy when she bumped off her fellas
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Young hearts run free...🐒

Young hearts run free...🐒

I may be sixty one but my mind thinks childishly, roamin’ in the gloamin’ where young hearts run free.....

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Requisite inspection...

Requisite inspection November 24th, 2020 at Apartment B44

Countdown triggers nails
bitten down to quick
geesh if only Mary Poppins
could pull...

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like a song in breathing

like a song in breathing

yet i waited for her
as i burst in the pleasure of her writes

a lively love so real it...

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Death by Rainbow

How To Kill A Hunter

Death by Rainbow

I get to the market

But there are too many choices

What do I prioritise

Red is for...

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FIVE WORD POETRY


It's really difficult to write
Five word poetry at night
Much easier during the day...

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The sozzled sailor 🤣

The sozzled sailor 🤣

What can we do with the drunken sailor? lock him in a cell like a lifelong jailer..or send him to a rehab...

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an evening song

you and i

an evening song

in every tree
in every bird
in every flower

you will see the beauty

as...