Comedy

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broken pieces

broken pieces

warning signs
of old
as the cold
to the lonely
heart
so far apart...

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Santa's Bad Night

Santa's Bad Night

Santa bounced off our roof last night!
Gave the Mrs. and I quite a fright!
Went out to see...

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JUDGE'S DINNERTIME CHAIR

Courtroom canteen at dinnertime here comes the judge
His usual chair taken and the occupant won't...

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Ohhh Bugger !!!!

Ohhh Bugger !!!!

Arghhhhhhh......Marion & all..I have exceeded my comments today.....Cosmofunnel has just told me No WAY...

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THE NIGHT I BEAT USAIN BOLT

Eleven o'clock and it was time for bed
An interesting dream soon hit my head
Take this poem...

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Deep within throes of...

Deep within throes of writer's block cerebral cortex feels frozen to the core

Haint no rhyme nor reason
why writing a poem such an arduous chore
twenty two days afore...

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Love Popop so Much

Love Popop so Much

Evilondon loves me, I see it in her eyes
I see it in her dimples when I make her smile
And...

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calm the scent of love

calm the scent of love

as calm the scent of love
lingers upon me

carefree she was as charming and
cheerful...

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AMERICA YOU'RE SCREWED

AMERICA YOU'RE SCREWED

Next year is coming fast...

Already talks of layoffs in the beginning of 2021...

Over 15,...

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Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Teeheee enjoy tuckin’ into Turkey everyone, that’s if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...

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YOUR BUCKET LIST

I wonder to myself what's on your bucket list
Those things you want to do and not get missed...

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Have a very merry Corona...

Have a very merry Corona Christmas 🎄

Yes this will be a festive season like none other, as sons and daughters sigh whilst virtual hugging their...

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to identify mine heretically rooted hair issue

Worrisome male pattern baldness
never recedes from forefront of mine noggin.

Though loss of...

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WORLD ADVENTURES

Have two lady friends from Holland who are double Dutch
I like them both enormously and so very...

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Divine is divine is divine

I can't see God

And yet, somehow...

Ze is still bigger

Than your miniskirt honey...

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WHICH WAY TO THE PARK ?

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
...

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another game

another game

this
stands still
thinking
re thinking

reflecting
she covered her face...