Comedy

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The Present You Bought Me.

Classrooms

The Present You Bought Me.

Every room you go in,
can improve your traits.
Transform, then shift to find yourself again...

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XMAS with Miss Daisy

XMAS with Miss Daisy

For Christmas
I decided
to have a conversation
with Miss Daisy

If I had the...

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A Giant major shopping ordeal

12/06/2020 03:41 PM.

A Giant major shopping ordeal

Imagine a long and winding line
all the way to Jabip
upon the handle of small grocery cart...

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back in ink

back in ink

as he verses
as he plays with time of loving

for he comes to her call
as he...

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“Jill what the frig”🤣

“Jill what the frig”🤣

When I was chatting to my mate Marion yesterday, jokingly~ she gave me a challenge when she said to me “...

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Christmas Riddles

Christmas Riddles

What does Mrs. Clauss say every Christmas eve while looking out her window over Santa Clauss Lane?
...

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Sacrilegious transgression...

Sacrilegious transgression against obsessive compulsive disorder

Siege warfare (trumpeting)
average joe biden his time
linkedin with aberrant behavior
...

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FAKE Inside Out

FAKE Inside Out

Foam at the mouth conspiracy theory zealots
are rapidly becoming my favorite entertainment

...

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Pirouetted and pinged 🤣

Pirouetted and pinged 🤣

Tripping thru the light fantastic~she pirouetted and pinged her elastic

Shreds got snapped and...

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DOUBLE TROUBLE

A policeman is known simply as a copper
Hopping on one leg you would be a hopper
That's when...

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Lingo of the Scots

Us Scots have oor ain language

Lingo of the Scots

Where ken means know
And Barry isn’t a man
A radge isn’t a pregnant fish
Eating haggis...

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Just another farmyard🐂

Just another farmyard🐂

Twas just another farmyard on a cold, winter’s night as those sparkling stars were twinkling bright~...

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As mad as a hatter!!!

As mad as a hatter!!!

Well I am sat in my motor on the corner of the street in my little sleepy town...

My youngest...

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painted

painted

i painted her with
chocolate cream
touches of finger prints my hands in black all over...

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DRUGS . . . ​​​​​​​

DRUGS . . . ​​​​​​​

DRUGS . . .

Drugs give you the ultimate high make you feel you can touch the sky
but in the...

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MOSQUITO AND DANNY DEVITO

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...

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TWO IMPORTANT SNAILS

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails
Both were in charge of handling out emails
...