Comedy

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Braun on the Catwalk

A strong woman needs a strong man
I'd like to be there for her but I don't think I can

I...

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How To Write A Poem

How To Write A Poem

Will your poem stand the test of time?
It has to be good it doesn't have to rhyme.
Some...

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MUSIC, TRAVEL AND FRUIT

He remembers fondly his time in Ghana
That's where he had a delicious banana
A far cry from...

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Variety

The Spice of Life

Complex people may wear many coats, hats and masks

But it is not intended to be deceptive or...

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FINDING A WIFE

William Harris led an interesting life
Travelled around Europe to find a wife
First on the...

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Star-Shocked

Game on

Star-Shocked

Staying so close,
While Running away.
Playing the long haul,
Like it’s a game....

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BILLY BOY MORRIS


Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger
He bought a new car that was a complete...

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A +

It's all about the D

I love the D

My D ain't dirty

But it can get a little hurty...

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MISSING CROWN

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ?
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the...

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NEW MAN IN FOUR WEEKS

Take one of these and you'll be a new man
Said that on the label hope I don't turn into gran...

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Enneagram Me

I am an enigma to myself

A nine on personality
An INTJ but also an ENFP
Depending...

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Ding Ding Ding... Three...

Covid is furious!

The Australian results are out....
Covid 900 deaths
Cigarette 8500...

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Escapade Report

Thank God and/or Other Higher Power for Cosmo!

I didn't mean to be disloyal
I was just ... curious

Today I visited a different poet's...

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The monkey and a chimp🤣

The monkey and a chimp🤣

A monkey and a chimpanzee sat upon the stoned wall

Picking and flicking fleas where their skin did...

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Calendar Tripping

Calendar Tripping

Bugs buzz dancing on my head...
Why ain't they all dead?
(This being December and all)...

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2021 MEMORY FOAM

2021 MEMORY FOAM

I can keep my shape, remember last year,
when I was depressed, came back without fear,
there...

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A TEABAG'S LIFE


Was kept in a box with friends of mine
Now I'm fearing that it's the end of the line
...