Narrative

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A Tribute To Ellie

A Tribute To Ellie

A Tribute To Ellie.
Today my best friend died.
I didn’t meet her at school, at work or in a...

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Magical Mystique

Magical Mystique

I loathe scifi yet I adore imagination
I simply can’t comprehend any that isn’t part of God’s...

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Bloody leftist a wrist tuck...

Bloody leftist a wrist tuck crat!

Fingers of left hand cried freedom,
detached themselves and declared
mutiny gesticulating...

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My Raggle,Taggle Gypsy Oh

My Raggle,Taggle Gypsy Oh

Oh my tantalising tiny dancer
spinning in the shadows every night
My raggle, taggle gypsy Oh...

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A’blooming in my garden

A’blooming in my garden

Oh flimsy, fragile fuchsias
how delicate you do look
just like lots of little ballerinas in...

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Amidst the April showers

Amidst the April showers

Somewhere under the rainbow she is staring way up high watching fourteen coloured arches wax & waning...

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He’s football mad ?

He’s football mad ?

He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot...

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Feeling frustrated ?

Feeling frustrated ?

Feeling frustrated !..... just spilled my cuppa everywhere, then I moved my ā€˜Tassimo’, dropped full thing...

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THE SECOND TIME

If not now then please tell me when
I am so desperate to do this again
The first time was...

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MISTER HENNESSEY FROM...

Here is a little tale concerning Mister Hennessey
He came from the American state of Tennessee...

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Have I told you lately ?

Have I told you lately ?

Have I told you lately that I love you ?
Did I mention to you how much I care ?
Do you...

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ā€œCock-a-doodle-doā€

ā€œCock-a-doodle-doā€

ā€œCock-a-doodle-do my Cockerel crowed to me
I think he meant ā€œWould I like a free range egg for my...

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My first attempt at free verse

My first attempt at free verse

I know I rhyme all my ditties
but I cannot do free verse
I guess I haven’t tried hard enough...

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My Pretty Mademoiselle

My Pretty Mademoiselle

That lovely smile with those perfect teeth gleaming at me from the personality beneath
Beyond the...

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Mr. Nobody

Mr. Nobody

We have a Mr. Nobody in our house, he dwells within our four brick walls & I know if he’s been out to...

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Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy
Bright yellow curls
Bright and enchanted by prehistoric worlds
By giants...

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I am your Motherā¤ļø

I am your Motherā¤ļø

I am a Mother, I look after you
Mother’s fuss & worry but that’s just what Mother’s do
I...