Narrative

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A LONELY STRAWBERRY

I'm a lonely strawberry which I fear is a big mistake
Being beaten into a pulp and end up in a...

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What’s your dream?

What’s your dream?

People always ask me
what’s my dream?
I always reply
I don’t know
because I’m...

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The Little People

The Little People

The old ones
The little people
Those elusive
Almost fictional fae

Unrestrained...

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THEY COME OUT TWICE A DAY

She takes them out only just twice a day
There is no alternative and no other way
Brushes...

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MY WEATHER FORECAST FOR THE...

I'm going to ban rain during June and July
Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky
During...

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Untapped

Untapped

I hold the note pad,
Where I scribe my soul
Where I write inspiring quotes,
Penning...

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FRANK'S CHOICE

Everyone has their two penneth and their say
Whether our manager Frank is on the way
I will...

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WATT-EVER NEXT

The news all around us is full of doom and gloom
However this tale will brighten up any room...

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A DOMINATING WOMAN

Hold my hand and lead me across the busy road
Carry my shopping and lighten my load
Go to...

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BILLY BIGGINS AND THE GAS...

Smashed to smithereens like breaking glass
Nothing would be left due to exploding gas
...

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A MONTH OF RAIN IN ONE DAY

A month of rain in just one day
Please make it stop for this I pray
Light rain heavy rain it...

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The Scorpion & The Spider

The Scorpion & The Spider

There once was a Scorpion who lived in a box - she tried to love everyone even the fox
In the...

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POLITICIANS BLOODY...

Spin you a yarn I'm a politician you know
Won't tell any lies but just watch my nose grow
I...

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FAILURE ON AN EPIC SCALE

I have failed on an epic scale
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male
I tried my best that much is...

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Cosmos

Cosmos

I hold your hand
Between the cosmos
And see the universe
In your eyes

As you...

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The sound of trumpets and...

The sound of trumpets and bells that toll for us

The trumpet is being readied
For the sounding that will cease humanity
The final bell is...

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The bird and the tree

The bird and the tree

There lay a bird
upon a tree
that stood over
the rolling sea

Then a man came...