Narrative

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The Cheeky Monkey?

The Cheeky Monkey?

The Bender Monkey

Betwixt a country footpath on the edge of a dusty verge
Between North...

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Mid-flight Mosquetoes

Mid-flight Mosquetoes

Those beastly minute nuisance flies
They plague your picnic & fly in your eyes
Masses of...

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The Laidly Worm Of Bamborough

The Laidly Worm Of Bamborough

In the Kingdom of Northumbria,
A kind king in Bamborough castle
Wed a beautiful but cruel...

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Guthred, Slave & Prince

Guthred, Slave & Prince

Ne’er was there a more worthy king
Born the son of Erik ‘Hardacnut’
He ruled a Viking army...

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“Adam & Eve It”

“Adam & Eve It”

We were stood in a snakey very long queue
At the checkin for our aeroplane
Feelin’ excited...

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“Feel Free, Just Go”

“Feel Free, Just Go”

Lazily lying in my slumbering sight
Such a satisfying softness of heavenly delight
I don’t...

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Scream and burn

Scream and burn

When the screaming starts
And the burning begins
I won’t shout I gold you so
I will...

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Hell in a hand cart

Leaders and governments are ignoring the will of the people
They won’t gives us what we want
...

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MLK

He never reached forty before he died
Tears were shed and millions of people cried
He had a...

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Teflon Tom

Teflon Tom

The bed empty lies, the cutains are drawn
The night has passed by, we look to the dawn.
No...

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No man’s lands

No man’s lands

Winter wraths wrecking the lands
Battering winds amidst Mother nature’s helping hands
Icy...

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The Weird Wonderful Wilderness

The Weird Wonderful Wilderness

I shall dive amidst the abyss of the ocean
I will marvel at the psychedelic colours that I see...

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THE BARMAN AND HIS CUSTOMERS

He stares at his glass where did that drink go ?
Another one is needed to soften the blow
...

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The Power Of A Word

The Power Of A Word

Words are so meaningful,
Such a passionate, powerful tool
Learned in every language as a...

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‘Clara Clot is the...

‘Clara Clot is the classroom swat’

Clara Clot is the classroom swat
This lass is always top of her exams
Such an academic ‘...

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She’s such a ‘Scatter-brain’

She’s such a ‘Scatter-brain’

Her head is always up in clouds so soft
Tho she thinks shes on the ball
That billowy nebula...

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Gray to Black

Gray to Black

Gray to Black
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The wispy gray mass
Advancing, Reaching, Engulfing
Muting the...