Parody

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Wait, blue cannot possibly be a violet’s true hue!

Are...

Eden calls in dark of night
for numbers of the game
To spell a different tune
for wave...

I've got myself just a little bit of love that I want to spend...
But no,
See, milady, I'll...

Behind closed doors,
Forgotten in dark.
Upside down,
borrowed guitar.

Freight...

Wow leadbelly
Bam a lam
Leadbelly wrote a song
Bam a lam
Dam thing got robed...

I got out my bed to go to the loo
Ouch I stubbed my big, left toe
God know’s how I caught...

A serviette creeps up on unsuspecting ankles;
her beak-folds are decked in bbq lippy, “x x x!”...

I'll let you in on it,
but promise not to judge
I have a wife,
her name's...

We (me and the missus)
live in a decent
accommodations low income
quite modest rent,...

what you mean to me should be plain for you to see
but the words will not come to me
For when...

Wonderful World Of Dreamland Furloughed!

Hours elapsed since I did sleep off
and feed my...

Brought to you by myself in sixth grade ;)

Twinkle twinkle little star
I wanna hit you with...

They say that time is a great healer
But is that really true?
Does having faith in others...

last of my fake food rants for today

Fake Beer

Nowadays
When you order a beer...

Fake Souls
And Other Fake Things

Poems
By
Jake Cosmos Aller

Index...

Father Christmas lived on an isthmus
up by the Arctic sea.
On Christmas day he'd load up his...

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...