Parody

“There is a preacher who falls into the ocean,
He cannot swim, so it's all quite a commotion....

(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)

Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even...

Chapter
6
My Pet and the Witch

There he was alone in the dark
No one about...

Sunup came the rooster rang the Cinderman was going to work.
Like everyday since his mom passed...

We began dressing the ground,
Blessing our land with a winter coat,
Along with a harsher...

Your beauty enwrapped around the ? stars. The day you stole my heart. The air whispered startling poise....

I look at it, move closer, look and I am scared
I must find the strength but I am not prepared...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

I can’t even start
To really add them up
In a grown up way
Like for serious
...

They elected me as their weird dicktator
President is my title but I am the greatest hater
...

Look up to the sky.
Look down at earth.
Isn’t it a glorious sight?
Look forward at the...

I believe in things that others wouldn't even think.
I write them down in my book with ink.
...

Lights of the night twinkle in the sky.
They sparkle from above, you ask yourself "why"?
They...

Janus is a mate
Indecision my awesumm trait
Fantasy is my reality
Fickleness my...

A word to those who are concerned
To be worthy of belief,
Credibility is just a word
...

Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem

The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that...

Now I've thought, I think I see
Not what I'd like but what could be.
How a late night, kettle...