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Love train

Love train

Welcome to my love train
With my hands extended to take you away, I will be stopping at a station...

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A Subtle Turn..Love song

A Subtle Turn..Love song

Miss Joan Olive Plum , Miss Joan Olive Plum
suited and booted by SkegVegas Sun
what strenuous...

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Auf Wiedersehen

Auf Wiedersehen

God new you were getting tired.
A cure was not to be.

He called Tracey,
come home to...

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Where Have All The...

Where Have All The Supermarkets Gone? (Parody)

Where have all the manned checkouts gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the manned...

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poor cow asked for the moon

poor cow asked for the moon

due to recent cuts
we have chopped future
nursery rhymes as such...
baaar..baar blah...

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To the Cute Girl at McDonalds

To the cute girl at McDonalds,

Firstly, allow me to apologize
I don't wanna come across as...

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American Shepherd

American Shepherd

I am NOT a German Shepherd! I am American!
My paws are supreme over foes, I'm wild like I'm...

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You Smell!

You Smell!

Every time I am near you, your odor reigns strong!
Like a ripe, cabbage-dipped skunk, sweating in a...

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Forever Fortune

Forever Fortune

Forever fortune, feathered finger light tingles bring. Fire to stars, escaping atmospheric dreams. Darkness...

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Darkest Days (My GNR...

Darkest Days (My GNR November Rain Tribute)

Through your darkest days,
You’ve been sitting in a cloudy haze
And they’ll say it’s just a...

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Read All About It

Paper open, fear inside,

3 dead, their sure it's homicide.

I turn the page I must read on...

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Times are a'changing!

Times are a'changing!

It’s hard to tell a stranger quite how pissed off I can feel,

to always be the ‘fall guy’ every...

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Family

Family.

Family is supposed to be.

This unity.

Full of love and security.

A...

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~Exhiled~

~Exhiled~

A formal feeling consumes me inside

After the great agony of pain the fading heartbeat fades slow...

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Famous last words...

Famous last words...

If my life depended on it and I had to wright for fame or riches !
My pen would dry up from a lack...

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My Suicide Note

My Suicide note

Thank you for the Laughter thank you for the pain

The work you put in will...

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My Suicide Note

My Suicide note

Thank you for the Laughter thank you for the pain

The work you put in will...