Sonnet

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How Would You Like To Be...

How Would You Like To Be Eaten?

I'm a Dory fish, same as you I don't want to die,
you say that God planned it this way, goodbye,...

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Lady Of The Lake

Lady Of The Lake

My lady of the lake, how beautiful you are,
Ivanhoe said there was no one like your avatar,
...

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Pilgrims Lack Of Progress

Pilgrims Lack Of Progress

There's still things left to do, places to see,
you tell me where you would really like to be,...

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Your Day . . . . . .

Your Day . . . . . .

Today I spoke at my local Rotary Club as you do,
there was one architect, one doctor eating vindaloo...

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To The Courageous

dedicated to the memory of Gerald Lynn Taylor

To The Courageous

Go Boca Chica! space and beyond!
Of all courage; I am simply fond!
To only talk; and have...

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Dial Me Heaven

Dial Me Heaven

They came to pick me up - 'Uber' to heaven,
cheaper than most terrestrial fares was given;
...

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It Was Just A Jump To The Left

It Was Just A Jump To The Left

'You got caught with a flat - well, how about that, '
I was sitting in a fancy hotel foyer just...

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The Cockatiel

The Cockatiel

The baby was due, Rocky didn't get same attention,
a bit like sexual favours after a birth condition...

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Electronic Tag

Electronic Tag

They know where I am at any given time,
including any mountain I might decide to climb,
your...

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I MUST PREACH

I MUST PREACH THE CROSS THAT THE BLOOD OF JESUS HAS STAINED,
I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT ALL OF MY...

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Time Warp

Time Warp

I'm stuck in love, can't be bad wouldn't you say,
walked into a room with geese on the wall one day...

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The Dinosaur

The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...

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An apple a day

An apple a day

Keeps the doctor away all day so they say,
the apple was important from day one as it lay,
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Memories

Memories

If we had the chance to do it all again, wouldn't we,
that's the beauty of heaven, we're back in...

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My Brain is Parasitic

My Brain is Parasitic

Whether it’s sadistic
or masochistic
My brain is parasitic
my greatest critic
...

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Historical Abuse

Historical Abuse

All those years ago, we did many strange things,
but only what our programmed memory brings;
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WHATSAPP PUSSYCAT

WHATSAPP  PUSSYCAT

Dial me a smile: cats on the rooftops,
cats on the tiles, cats with their bums
all wreathed...