Speculative

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to identify mine heretically rooted hair issue

Worrisome male pattern baldness
never recedes from forefront of mine noggin.

Though loss of...

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That Squint

That squint

Was it tiredness; one last grasp at the realm of rest

Was it pain; an attempt...

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WORLD ADVENTURES

Have two lady friends from Holland who are double Dutch
I like them both enormously and so very...

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His sweet white wine 🥂

His sweet white wine 🥂

He pours her his potent, passionate sweet white wine, amidst aromas of earthy, floral fragrances and...

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MYSTERIOUS WRITER

Controversial in the written word anger in the pen
This person only spoke now and again
...

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Arghhhh !! PEOPLE!!

Arghhhh !! PEOPLE!!

I am conscious, so aware there are PEOPLE standing there, in the aisles doing shopping and they are...

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MY DEFENCE LAWYER


My defence lawyer experts claim is a clever bloke
Expressing reasonable doubt is his...

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Without any warning!!!

Without any warning!!!

Well worst luck I have been woke up I fear and I haven’t had any sleep because of wooshing in my ear..Men...

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Am I nearly there yet?

Am I nearly there yet?

Uncertainty
tied knots inside
The entire inside

Fear
activating the nerves...

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WHICH WAY TO THE PARK ?

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
...

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Little Billy

Little Billy

1 x1 = 1, 2 x 2 = 4, 3 x 3..
Little Billy fidgeted his black, buckled boots on the wooden, slatted...

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I LISTENED

Who is that man sitting so all alone ?
No longer a wife and his kids have flown
Looks like...

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The wanderers of the woods 🦇🦉

The wanderers of the woods 🦇🦉

Pipistrelle bats and bashful barn owls are always nocturnally busy through the nights, frenzied zooming in...

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Satisfyingly strolling...

Satisfyingly strolling contentedly ❤️

Silky sands and golden lands and yellow daffodils stimulating my senses with tantalising thrills..Oh such...

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Fractions of Fractions

Mirrors Everywhere

Fractions of Fractions

Fake news, I`m tired
Friendly fire, heart's desire
Bullets bounce, president denounced...

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BOSTON LEGAL


Which is better Denny Crane or Alan Shore
Both cracking lawyers at defending the law
...

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Holiday magic courtesy...

Holiday magic courtesy potluck dinners exuded delicious aroma at 324 Level Road

Mother would patschke
early that day in the kitchen,
and recruit any guest, who
...