And I know you’re crazy too. You’re the only one who comes near right here in this dimly-lit room,...
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I have a deficiency It dwells in the gap Let's call him Apathy He likes to take a nap...
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not many have died Especially If you Compare it To the amount Of...
There once was two potatoes called Mash and boiled, They met in the field and loved shaking off...
Sometimes I truly Want To slap A Millennial But I stop ...
Spare a thought for the humble spud The life of which isn't very good Served with gravy the...
At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...
Scalpel sharp silent screams Piercing, puncturing Cutting neatly Through tracing...
These brazen mofos swarm at me in plain sight Drunk on the smell of my blood...
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Isn’t that the game we play? The same rules to this exact game ...
Too much information In magazines Iron collars with blinking lights Spirits walking...
Young Lady I saw you Stuff Heroin Up Your BUTT CHEEKS ...
If your children were sick and feeling down In Mexico they would send for a funny clown He...
The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz Will have...
All night they look at me, But don't see me. They look through me, past my outer shell and...
Parents had time to teach their children right from wrong...
Reading stories at bedtime...
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