Tragicomedy

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Arkham alumna…

Arkham alumna…

And I know you’re crazy too. You’re the only one who comes near
right here in this dimly-lit room,...

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Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

(alternately titled: yours truly doth mutter
asthma bowled dug gutter
pin yon hated chap...

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A Nasty Companion

I have a deficiency
It dwells in the gap
Let's call him Apathy
He likes to take a nap...

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Panic Buying

Panic Buying

not many
have died
Especially
If you
Compare it
To the amount
Of...

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Mr & Mrs Chip!

Just a bit of fun ???

Mr & Mrs Chip!

There once was two potatoes called Mash and boiled,
They met in the field and loved shaking off...

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Slapping A Millennial

Slapping A Millennial

Sometimes
I truly
Want
To slap
A Millennial
But
I stop
...

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POTATOES

Spare a thought for the humble spud
The life of which isn't very good
Served with gravy the...

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Night - time gifts

Night - time gifts

At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes
They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...

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Spectre

Spectre

Scalpel sharp silent screams
Piercing, puncturing
Cutting neatly
Through tracing...

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Kodugaah

Kodugaah

These brazen mofos

swarm at me in plain sight

Drunk on the smell of my blood...

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Heads down thumbs up

Heads down thumbs up

Isn’t that the game we play?
The same rules to this exact game
...

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Let's reflect, shall we.

Let's reflect, shall we.

Too much information
In magazines
Iron collars with blinking lights
Spirits walking...

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Butt Cheeks

Butt Cheeks

Young Lady
I saw you
Stuff
Heroin
Up
Your
BUTT CHEEKS
...

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BOJAS LANDA (DOCTOR TICKLING)

If your children were sick and feeling down
In Mexico they would send for a funny clown
He...

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FLAT ENERGY DRINK

The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz
So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz
Will have...

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TV GAGA

TV GAGA

All night they look at me,
But don't see me.
They look through me, past my outer shell and...

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THE GOOD OLD DAYS

The Good Stuff

THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Parents had time to teach their children right from wrong...

Reading stories at bedtime...

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