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A-Whoooooo?

A-Whoooooo?

A wolf in sheep’s clothing
One had no idea
This was a devil in disguise
A burden to...

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Our Thoughts And Prayers...

Our Thoughts And Prayers Are With You

We’ve been watching Alex Trebek on Jeopardy, for thirty-five long years;
We just read an article in...

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Even though my mother was Lutheran, and my dad the Jewish faith;
I honor my fellow Irish Americans...

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A Credible Imagination

A Credible Imagination

Beneath positivity & uncertainty of our conscious mind
Lies a credible imagination
An...

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Murderous Sprees...

Murderous Sprees...

Sinister Population Control, Sans Cosmic Creator?

Maybe,... I shudder to think
up the sleeve...

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Stupid Stewart ?

Stupid Stewart ?

“FIRE, FIRE, my house is on fire”
But when the fire brigade arrived
Silly Stewart admitted...

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Half an Inch

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...

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Stinky Power ?

Stinky Power ?

I did what my Doctor told me
I took her wise advice
The medicine she gave me was really very...

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“Discover Key ? “

“Discover Key ? “

We’re going to live life to the fullest
some days we just can’t we see the bullet
So we Wear...

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Fudge the defiant cat?

Fudge the defiant cat?

Fudge wouldn’t budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain...

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Zing went my heart strings?

Zing went my heart strings?

Zing went my heart strings as I looked into your tiny face
You hadn’t got a clue tho you would feel...

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The labyrinth

The labyrinth

Which way ..into the end..
How could one survive ..
such a busy place...
But empty...

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KISS kicked My Ass

KISS kicked My Ass

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

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My Irish Twin

My Irish Twin

I want you to call me, worried about your six siblings, your nieces and nephews and our mom.

I...

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My Imagination ?

My Imagination ?

I penned three new lines
Tho I hadn’t a clue where it was going
I always commence a ditty...

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600 Ditties done ?

600 Ditties done ?

600 ditties
Goodness me fancy that
Tho time has passed fast
Creating verses whilst I’...

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THANKS FOR HAVING ME WHEN I...

Thanks for having me when I didn't have a dime, somehow you still saw my shine, and came at me with your...