United Kingdom
Baker, United States
Figgjo, Norway
London, United Kingdom
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Ă–rebro, Sweden
Birmingham, United Kingdom
He/him (ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage...
That's me I am a daydreamer I love to daydream, about what you say, about life, about goals, and...
Beware. You can. Teach a new dog. Old tricks.
I’m in love. For the...
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I was hanging out the washing When I realised a fact It just dawned on me Like...
I loved you but were we in love? I wonder what could be the difference? Were we entities with...
Uncle Toms, try to drop a bomb, By doing felonies, intentions to bring me to my knees, Think...
Her looks hotter than a summer sun. Her temper as dangerous as a loaded gun. I will tell thee...
Carving his totem out of a bar of soap was effortless. Like killing Time. His buck knife...
Extensive extenuating circumstances turn certain glances sideways Proving crime pays ...
There. Are. Blue. Pills. In. My. Head. With. Me.
Expanding. Out. To Eat. My. Brains...
they say she's a racehorse but she's just an old mare and her folks are counting on the...
She screams from the rooftops, yet nobody hears. She begs at your feet, but you kick her aside...
Once again The dark call's The moon needs me To comfort her
So we sit ...
Light my heart on fire and watch it burn The flames burning in my heart Burning with...
Narratives. Warring words. Controlling words. Power over ...
It's not something you see coming as one day along comes a fight no...
It's not easy being a bear. You get given such a bad name. I mean, everyone's...