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I Don't Give A F**K

I Don't Give A F**K

I lost my place in the world
So I don't give a FUCK
I can’t leave this place
Because I...

Poem -

An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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IF THE USA HAD A QUEEN

BEAUTIFUL and ABANDONED

IF THE USA HAD A QUEEN

Why have you never tried a Queen?

If you could...

Maybe you could get her out of hiding?...

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Disorderly Conduct

Disorderly Conduct

Keep to the right
Keep to the right
Teachers all taught
...

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COME HOME SAFE and SOUND

COME HOME SAFE and SOUND

Christmas is fast approaching...

I know you're missing home and they're missing you...

...

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MEMORIES OF CHRISTMAS

EGG NOG, CHRISTMAS COOKIES, WRAPPING GIFTS,
LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC, BY THE FIREPLACE,
...

Poem -

Suburban Sunflower

The moment that she bit
deep into her
ripe city peach like that ..
Was the very...

Poem -

JUST BE YOURSELF

DON'T TRY TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
JUST BE YOURSELF.

Poem -

I TOOK A WALK

THROUGH MY MIND AND WHAT DID I FIND

I FOUND THE PATH TO HAPPINESS AND ALSO

THE PATH TO...

Poem -

Fallen Brother

How do we begin to mourn,
the hero that we came to know,
whose cape was His alone to show,...

Poem -

BOOM TO BUST

BOOM TO BUST

Some of the wealthiest countries are now seen on shows like Mysteries of the Abandoned...

Beautiful...

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LOVE, CHRISTMAS

LOVE, CHRISTMAS

Some people love these all season long...

This is something I found and the message is for you...

Poem -

Assume

Assume

I can assume
You want to know
What I love about you
I want to know what you love...

Poem -

Please

Please

Why would i think
a poet like me
could steal your heart
Why would I think
a...

Poem -

FOR SALE?

FOR SALE?

The possibility of being on a Stairway to Heaven...

I used to think if it was for sale...

...

Poem -

IT'S A WEED EATER

IT COULD BE A PILE UP

IT'S A WEED EATER

Gas powered Leaf blowers are illegal in some places...

They said they would bring unity...

...

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Ode To My Mother

Ode To My Mother

Years of trying
Years of tears
Years of hope
And then, finally,
Motherhood....