Accident

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WHERE. THE FUCK IS ALICE !?X

WHERE. THE FUCK IS ALICE !?X

SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW !
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ?
I,VE FALLEN...

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“A Prayer”

~~“A Prayer
Dear Heaven Father,
I humble myself before you on bending knee giving you all...

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The Versatility of my...

The versatility of my vernacular verse,

Is my adaptability to cope and overcome in this journey of...

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Don't Text and Drive

While driving, a woman decided to text.
It was horrible what happened next.
She wrecked her...

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WHAT. A PRICK !?X

WHAT. A PRICK !?X

I,VE GOT A THORN STUCK, IN MY POOR LITTLE HEAD!
& I,M SURE BECAUSE OF IT, I WILL SOON BE DEAD?...

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Hello Japan

Hello Japan
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SO ..PISSED !?X

SO ..PISSED !?X

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO!
I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT !
BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!...

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IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...

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Soul

Getting behind the wheel. No one in sight. Don't know where I'm headed. Stars shining bright. A road that...

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Pee

It's really hard to pee
when you've got an erection
it really could go
in any...

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Drowning in my sorrow..

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The Patient

They sent me your

Broken, burnt and bloodied body

To me.

And I was about to walk...

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BACKHAND KISS !?X

BACKHAND KISS !?X

I DIDN,T MEAN TO HIT YOU
DONT TELL SO MANY LIE,S !
WHEN YOU MOVED REAL SUDDENLY
TO ME...

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VERY RUDE AWAKENING !?X

VERY RUDE AWAKENING !?X

JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS UNDER THE BED!
SOMEONE GRABBED ME BY THE EARS!
& PULLED ME OUT...

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walking still

i walked all night trying to forget my day

a day that started so well

i kissed her as...

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SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE...