SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW ! I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ? I,VE FALLEN...
~~“A Prayer Dear Heaven Father, I humble myself before you on bending knee giving you all...
The versatility of my vernacular verse,
Is my adaptability to cope and overcome in this journey of...
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While driving, a woman decided to text. It was horrible what happened next. She wrecked her...
I,VE GOT A THORN STUCK, IN MY POOR LITTLE HEAD! & I,M SURE BECAUSE OF IT, I WILL SOON BE DEAD?...
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO! I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT ! BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!...
HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN ! I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN? IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...
Getting behind the wheel. No one in sight. Don't know where I'm headed. Stars shining bright. A road that...
It's really hard to pee when you've got an erection it really could go in any...
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They sent me your
Broken, burnt and bloodied body
To me.
And I was about to walk...
I DIDN,T MEAN TO HIT YOU DONT TELL SO MANY LIE,S ! WHEN YOU MOVED REAL SUDDENLY TO ME...
Senior Inspector Jacob Janardhanan sat on his desk reading a file and sipping the piping hot tea that was...
JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS UNDER THE BED! SOMEONE GRABBED ME BY THE EARS! & PULLED ME OUT...
i walked all night trying to forget my day
a day that started so well
i kissed her as...
OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME ! BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT MY ARSE WAS ON THE...