(Any resemblance between said title, as told tummy by ya finch, and commander in chief,......
Oh my God what is humanity coming to Teenager’s roaming the streets looking for something to do...
In amidst the golden daffodils By the candestine castle on the shore I wandered off into...
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Finding a seashell in the silvery sand Brush off the particles with your hand Make sure it is...
His puppy dog chewed his favourite slippers There were fur balls everywhere It was desperate...
Is safety a spineless submission A weak-kneed worthlessness Lily livered of lacking courage...
I got out my bed to go to the loo Ouch I stubbed my big, left toe God know’s how I caught...
I can remember tho it doesn’t seem that long ago My Mam used to make me wear several layers below...
Run rabbit run as fast as you can Theres a long rifle gonna shoot you It’s in the arms of a...
Driving along the motorway She rings her Dad on hands free It’s the third call she’s made to...
Adventurous people Full of action & vitality Backpacked for the great outdoors ...
Frugality worn by fiat generated by alternate fickle finger of fate, the plus side being said...
Thirty seconds of static stretching Tightening her calf muscles & letting go Then she...
Your burning the candle at both ends This will catch up with you Living it up at weekends...
Don't walk over me can't you see Why won't you let me be Something great ...
I'm sat at home wondering what to do, Theres washing on the line ,and more to ensue , Theres...
Everyone is at it !! It’s a knack you may say Tossing it up & down Catching it in...