Affair

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DONALD TRUMP MUST BE...

DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY 

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE

Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined...

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She Watches Me

As I look into the mirror what do I see
My breasts have peaked almost through this tight fitting...

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Sad old photographs đź’™

Sad old photographs đź’™

Opening up multitudes of memories within my muddled subconscious mind

I realise that yon...

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Oh what a crying shame 🥲

Oh what a crying shame 🥲

She well and truly burnt those bridges from her bygone years

Through too many blood shed family...

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Upped sticks and gone 🥲

Upped sticks and gone 🥲

Shes missing you like crazy lying on her sofa all alone

Staring at your old photographs, whilst...

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Yes/No

Shame

Yes/No

How do I say no?
It’s such a small word but it’s so heavy,
I know I should tell you no,...

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SILENT WHISPERS

SILENT WHISPERS

Nothing is harder than letting go
Of careless whispers " I love you so"
Innocent words you'...

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a threesome

sad

a threesome

me and my depression.
a friends with benefits relationship
no love for each other
but...

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Just a sentimental noteđź’”

Song

Just a sentimental noteđź’”

Well I know that you are sorry and they tell me that you are blue
But you left me with no choice at...

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Hues of Crimson

Perfect flaw

Hues of Crimson

Immutable love is within our souls.
Dreaming of tender timelessness.
...

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Witty, Delicately and Nice

My poem featured in the new Jane Austen: an anthology of...

Witty, Delicately and Nice

Hi Cosmo fellow poets!! I know I haven't been on cosmo recently but it's good to be back reading your...

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Patina(5-6-21)

Aged to perfection
History written in rust
Times gone by
Ages changed
Increased...

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A Curious Kiss on My Hand

The night flickers with a light of passion
When I feel your breath upon my neck it makes me curious...

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Fatal Attraction Mark 2

Fatal Attraction Mark 2

He said that : 'I don''t like the way that you eat,'
you start to regret that you'd agreed to meet...

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The Secret Pearl

The oyster gasps for air as it rides the waves of time
Letting go of a precious stone it eluminates...

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That better half of me đź’™

Song

That better half of me đź’™

I shout out from a mountain top and I scream your name

But my sound echoes on in the distance from...

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Why am I the one to lose?

Song

Why am I the one to lose?

How many moments of cherised memories have you and I shared together
We thought these days would...