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Socks, Dear Socks...

Socks, Dear Socks...

Socks, dear socks,
I love you,
You stink!
They're quite versatile,
Don't you...

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The Dwarves

The Dwarves

If one believes in the impossible, it may become to light.. a positive outlook provides colours of delight...

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Clueless

As i sit here and think of somthing to write
my mind comes up empty that can't be tonight
for...

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Change like the weather

Change like the weather

From lazily lying lounging on our lilos within the warmth of the sunny rays to being wrapped up like a...

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Pistachio nuts at bedtime

Pistachio nuts at bedtime

Now I suffer from insomnia.. I have mentioned this before and if I don’t get any sleep, my head gets sore...

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Awoke with existential...

(Otherwise titled poetic gobbledygook trot - oven chilly cooked...

Awoke with existential nihilism since... birth

faint thanks a lot
unbeknownst this tasteless,
senseless, rhymeless... lettered

...

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Cosmofunnels just so much...

Cosmofunnels just so much fun!!

Haha I find Cosmofunnel just so much fun and now the hilarious challenge of the ‘Sock’ ditties has begun...

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"Is it really you"...

"Is it really you".. is it...

I knew one day
this day would come.
Took Months and years
and still some.

I...

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Chief egalitarian garbage...

Chief egalitarian garbage taster i.e. “white trash”

As Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got brilliant idea...

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“Mam’ma where’s Mr. Moon?”

“Mam’ma where’s Mr. Moon?”

“Mam’ma where’s Mr. Moon?” my granddaughter asked me looking up to the sky, as we walked out in the...

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Nature under construction

Colouring leaf

Nature under construction

The sounds surround
the moon leaving
amusing the morning
Till it sees the sun coming...

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Got nothing on it

But you still wanna hit it

Coming around that coner

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Weird "fake" news

Weird "fake" news

This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit...

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Telling myself.... NO

Telling myself.... NO

Me and you are staying home today doing absolutely nothing!! I don’t care that you want to drive to the...

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Telling myself...NO !!!!

Telling myself...NO !!!!

Me and you are staying home today doing absolutely nothing!! I don’t care that you want to drive to the...

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Libby’s tooth fairy ?‍♀️

Libby’s tooth fairy ?‍♀️

“Ouch my tooths just fell out” said Libby in the back of Mammy’s car on her way home
“Ooh well don’...

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Wannabe Weirdo

(Revised and corrected)

So typical in the way that you wish you were weird
I'm afraid your as average as you've always...