Amusing

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Cloud cuckoo land ?

Cloud cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up to all kinds of...

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Not So Bright Says He

Not So Bright Says He

NOT so bright
says he
As the Cosmo
Reader scrambles
To Google a
word...

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SIR BRAVEHEART

SIR BRAVEHEART

I once knew
a cat
That spawned
simplistic
Poems
From his
Hat...

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Shadows of the night:)

Shadows of the night:)

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

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‘Curiosty killed the cat ?’

‘Curiosty killed the cat ?’

I wonder why an earth ‘Curiosty killed the cat!’....did it climb into oven to eat a pie & THAT was the...

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Hard Lesson

I thinking back to one of the first times I walked Helen out
It was a beautiful sunny
day...

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My ‘Festive bethink’

My ‘Festive bethink’

Well I’m twirling over ideas for Xmas presents in my head as I lye wide awake deepthinking in my comfy bed...

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Leaving Old Obsessions to Rest

He logged off the laptop
Meaning to take a break
From looking at a screen
Only to find...

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An Abominable Yeti

An Abominable Yeti

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...

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That clandestine character ?

That clandestine character ?

There’s a clandestine character hiding under a blanket of boring grey tho the weather forecast looks...

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Lindsay’s Chickens ???

Lindsay’s Chickens ???

Maisie, Tikka & Mabel are my neice’s three pet hens but they have to be segregated in the coop pens .....

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Yak of the Lonely

Yak of the Lonely

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...

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Haha Lonely boy ?

Haha Lonely boy ?

Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...

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ANN TWERP

This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp
Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp...

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In Love With You

In Love With You

When I say I love you....
Believe me I truly do,
When I say you beautiful

I Know it's...

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Turning The Table On Bullies

I suppose one could call me the great pretender always say I'm doing fine even though I'm
not...

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”Have they got no class ?”

”Have they got no class ?”

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...