If you go to Cuckoo land You won’t know you’ve been there Could get up to all kinds of...
NOT so bright says he As the Cosmo Reader scrambles To Google a word...
I once knew a cat That spawned simplistic Poems From his Hat...
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Charlie was a city cat The leader of the gang He had a fight with smokey Joe He bit...
I wonder why an earth ‘Curiosty killed the cat!’....did it climb into oven to eat a pie & THAT was the...
I thinking back to one of the first times I walked Helen out It was a beautiful sunny day...
Well I’m twirling over ideas for Xmas presents in my head as I lye wide awake deepthinking in my comfy bed...
He logged off the laptop Meaning to take a break From looking at a screen Only to find...
He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...
There’s a clandestine character hiding under a blanket of boring grey tho the weather forecast looks...
Maisie, Tikka & Mabel are my neice’s three pet hens but they have to be segregated in the coop pens .....
I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...
Well, thanks a lot Jillian! I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...
This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp...
When I say I love you.... Believe me I truly do, When I say you beautiful
I Know it's...
I suppose one could call me the great pretender always say I'm doing fine even though I'm not...
Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...