Amusing

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Iamb beak peck tammy eater

Iamb beak peck tammy eater

Every friggin day
mother hen runs amuck,
while all chicken's
beady eyes appear...

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100 years young ?

100 years young ?

Apprehension for an exciting invitation, a party celebration for an elederly relation
100 years...

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Feeling frustrated ?

Feeling frustrated ?

Feeling frustrated !..... just spilled my cuppa everywhere, then I moved my ā€˜Tassimo’, dropped full thing...

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Mr. Nobody

Mr. Nobody

We have a Mr. Nobody in our house, he dwells within our four brick walls & I know if he’s been out to...

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Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy
Bright yellow curls
Bright and enchanted by prehistoric worlds
By giants...

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MUM'S TIPPLE

She had a swig when we were not looking
In the kitchen while she did the cooking
A crafty...

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Noah’s Arc

Noah’s Arc

The animals went in two by two
Noah poked’em & prodded ā€˜em & tried to shoo but not a single...

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To many voices in my head

To many voices in my head

To many voices in my head
please just shut up before I go to bed
I can't sleep
now...

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The Runny noses

The Runny noses

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

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FETCH AND CARRY

I promise to fetch and carry you wherever you are
It doesn't matter whether you are near or far...

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ā€˜A la carte’

ā€˜A la carte’

I’m on a balmy beachcomber with my margarita in a glass
I’m mingling with the gentry all of which...

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Music

HEAR THE SOUNDS OF INSTRUMENTS RIDING ON THE RHYTHM OF MY HEARTBEAT
MUSIC NOTES FLOATING WAVES OFF...

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Snow White & Cinderella

Snow White & Cinderella

Snow White knocked upon the door of number thirty three
Cinderella heard the rat-atat-tat &...

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Forgot to remember ?

Forgot to remember ?

When one forget’s to remember
yet they have remembered they have forgot, one shouldn’t be concerned...

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A poet’s prayer

A poet’s prayer

Please Lord when I write today
pray my poem pass on some fun, this is all I ask of thee when all is...

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Go online book a holiday

Go online book a holiday

Are you fed up with this weather ? Go online book a holiday
You deserve a week of sunshine, a...

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A bit of what you fancy?

A bit of what you fancy?

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...