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Piggy in the middle

This big piggy had a secret lover .this little piggy stayed home . This big piggy text's another . This...

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Maisie’s monster-ous mouse

Maisie’s monster-ous mouse

Oh Mam’ma that is lovely as I tucked in my little lamb putting down her bedtime story book called ā€œI am...

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The ā€˜Terrible Tropicals’

The ā€˜Terrible Tropicals’

Sid & his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others
Well after much...

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The mystery of the mushroom

The mystery of the mushroom

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

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The buzzing blighter?

The buzzing blighter?

I watched a man today
escaping from a bee
what a commotion he was making
as he raced...

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Black Ball

Bases are loaded as you throw your curve ball
Promises are the pokeman gotta catchum all
You...

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G' D BBQ (R I P)

Young in my adolescence I remember being caught up from the smells
of a savory fume
The aroma...

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ā€˜Drunk as a skunk’

ā€˜Drunk as a skunk’

He was as ā€˜Nissed as a pewt’
as he fell off his chair
He landed head first in the garden...

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Ditty Over-load ?

Ditty Over-load ?

I’m not sure what to feel
I’ve wrote so many ditties
I’m almost onto number 1000
I...

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ā€˜A lioness locked amidst it...

ā€˜A lioness locked amidst it’s cage’

Little Jimmy sits at the back of the class
twiddling with his crossed armed thumbs
His...

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Beautiful Soal

Beautiful Soal

Beautiful soal
Beautiful stranger
Standing alone on a shaggy cold night casting eyes about...

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The dusty magician

The dusty magician

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
the blighter forms a film each day...

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The Doggy Dog Dog

In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs
until I came across a doggy dog dog
Precieved a...

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Beauty curse

How sad it is when beauty destroys your path how the coverings we use never last
The facial...

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July 25th, 1996 tied the...

July 25th, 1996 tied the Gordian knot,...

(I spent noose cents)
begot deux daughters, the major events
both since flew cuckoo's nest,...

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The Man With No Belly...

The Man With No Belly Button...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

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Phoenix River Flower

Phoenix River Flower

Oh Phoenix River Flower where have you been to lately ?

What business called along the painted...