Amusing

Are you fed up with this weather ? Go online book a holiday
You deserve a week of sunshine, a...

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...

This big piggy had a secret lover .this little piggy stayed home . This big piggy text's another . This...

Oh Mam’ma that is lovely as I tucked in my little lamb putting down her bedtime story book called “I am...

Sid & his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others
Well after much...

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

I watched a man today
escaping from a bee
what a commotion he was making
as he raced...

Bases are loaded as you throw your curve ball
Promises are the pokeman gotta catchum all
You...

Young in my adolescence I remember being caught up from the smells
of a savory fume
The aroma...

He was as ‘Nissed as a pewt’
as he fell off his chair
He landed head first in the garden...

I’m not sure what to feel
I’ve wrote so many ditties
I’m almost onto number 1000
I...

Little Jimmy sits at the back of the class
twiddling with his crossed armed thumbs
His...

Beautiful soal
Beautiful stranger
Standing alone on a shaggy cold night casting eyes about...

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
the blighter forms a film each day...

In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs
until I came across a doggy dog dog
Precieved a...

How sad it is when beauty destroys your path how the coverings we use never last
The facial...

(I spent noose cents)
begot deux daughters, the major events
both since flew cuckoo's nest,...