Amusing

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The Man With No Belly...

The Man With No Belly Button...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

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Phoenix River Flower

Phoenix River Flower

Oh Phoenix River Flower where have you been to lately ?

What business called along the painted...

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Cornish Pasty

Cornish Pasty

Yes , Know they are good for you .
It has to be done.
The consuming of fruit and vegetables...

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People & their Pooches?...

People & their Pooches???‍?

Short stumpy hairy legs
Pert pointy upright snout
Strutting on before his master
This...

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Sea-leg sway

Sea-leg sway

Chugging along amidst the canal current spray
Mooring along the tow path
to visit each...

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Hiss spouse sing irreverent...

Hiss spouse sing irreverent greed

Aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once...

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Saturday Night Fever!

Saturday Night Fever!

Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch,
Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth,
I've got my...

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Fairy

A tiny fairy danced to a melody of chance , and to the music sweet she moved her dainty feet.

Her...

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Silence

Silence whispered in my ear I never knew it spoke , I opened up my mouth and laughed as silence told a joke...

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Sweetness

A magic dream soars the skies Looking for its owner, it got a little lost you see , but now it’s getting...

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Crossing the Road in Hanoi

Crossing the Road in Hanoi

What am I doing here
and where do I start?
Can this be for real?
My poor little heart...

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Talking Smack

He gathered his strength as he walked out the door
Too much left unsaid not to ignore
The...

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Mortality forces me to...

Mortality forces me to confront the inevitable...

Though feeling one among the basket
of deplorables, yours truly, albeit groggy
from...

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I got arrested!... further...

I got arrested!... further developments await...

By gravity said law
linkedin with physics
stating that a body at rest
will remain thus...

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FAILURE ON AN EPIC SCALE

I have failed on an epic scale
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male
I tried my best that much is...

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Choices

Choices

Tell me Why
We desire to fly
Could it be You
That has brought Love
To the likes...

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THE FILM CREW CAME TO TOWN

The day the film crew came to my town
Everyone tried to take a peek at what was going down
...