Amusing

Today I whispered in the devil's ear
What he replied wasn't very clear
I told him that he...

The keyboard is your cape,
You hide, as you type your hate,
Pretending to be someone you're...

The Dark Horse
was granted
a second interview.

What did it consist of?

Stay...

He was such a picky eater
So very difficult to please
She dare not put veg on his plate...

In summer re: aye cannot whet till
this husbandry season will become
fallow - mare riddle...

Barney looked like a dog
There was no denying he was a dog
He had the soggy wet nose of a dog...

Sat on the bog
Just about to wipe
Thinking about trying frog tonight
On tinder fitting...

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
That's the sound of the clock
Pointers moving round
With a ghostly...

It's just a game of football to the uninterested like you
One side is in black and white the other...

The sound of drums being hit, bang ,bang,bang
With bugles sounding among the band,
Cymbals...

Back again,
​​​​​​Oh so soon,
An act that couldn't be true,
Who were you trying to...

The T shirt he wore came with a warning
Best not to wear during the early morning
The...

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'...

Velociraptor finally grabbed Goldblum by the balls,
visited the wrong place with frequent toilet...

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your...