Amusing

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That Smile

The smile on my face.
You know it's grace.
Remember this ain't no phase.
It's ever...

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Transmogrification into...

Transmogrification into hideous golem like beast...

Seeks to lavish adoration,
especially after freshly deceased
cuz, upon yar flesh I will...

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Trawling through the...

Trawling through the internet??

Ordering this for her and that for him and socks with chocks for cousin Jim.. trawling through the...

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Christmas only comes once a...

Christmas only comes once a year ?

Well that’s my Christmas cards posted in the mailbox, all bound for different places.. I hope each and...

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Bring back the horse and buggy

Bring back the horse and buggy

Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog...

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Knit one row, purl another ?

Knit one row, purl another ?

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..knit one row, purl another.. unwinding from the...

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My winklepicker shoes

My winklepicker shoes

What does a poet actually look like ? yes I understand what he or she does do.. but I am so flabbergasted...

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The local ice rink

The local ice rink

“Mam’ma will you take me to a local ice skating rink” now then it’s along time since I was on the ice,...

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Christmas day Is now every...

Christmas day Is now every five years

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their...

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Sun moon & stars

Vanessa, sun moon & stars

Sun moon & stars

Sun, moon, and? stars. A predacious light eclipse,
devine. Vastly covered lines etched.
A...

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Christmas day was every...

Christmas day was every five years ?

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their...

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My master and me ??

My master and me ??

I take my master out for a walk, she puts me on my lead.. if I didn’t intervene she would stay indoors and...

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‘Drop’ ‘Plop‘ ‘Slop’

‘Drop’ ‘Plop‘ ‘Slop’

The red rubber ball bounced down a flight of steep stairs with Johnny running after it mindlessness of...

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“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

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Mammy’s mini me ?

Mammy’s mini me ?

“Mamma” “Dadda” was my childrens first words.. spoken from my little ones, the cutest words I’d ever heard...

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The Sloth and the Moth

The Sloth and the Moth

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous.. said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering me...

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Blindsided to craft eye...

(alternately christened great insight to those who Braille)

Blindsided to craft eye catching title

Ah.... so glad thee did ask
summoning poetic title
tis most daunting task
if lucky...