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Sid was the slitheriest of snakes, he could slide down a tree in the speediest of shakes..right from the...

My guilty pleasures are totally free, in solitary silence I lie here too easily..this bed is my safe space...

After Christmas day I feel like a big baboon, with rolls of fat around my midrift and a face like a full...

Humiliation. Embarrassment.
Posing for the girls there that night:
Pants down for the camera...

updated to a third verse on request x

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable...

Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...

Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes
Under the influence with sherry and mince pies
...

Maisie Mouse was in her element this year, scuttling up and down the Christmas tree joining in the festive...

Received a letter from Santa Claus today.
It says "My sleigh is stuck up Finland way.
There's...

Each and every year we get on our local bus, me and my little family, there are quite alot of us..bound...

Three red cars all heading the same way, each and every one of them almost full up with passengers this...

Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...

I am secretly anticipatingly, waiting for the big day to arrive, whilst I am so pleased to see another...

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house” as all the chattering in the hall went as quiet as...

Superstition(s) stubbornly linger
impossible to shrug off
(cue Atlas) courtesy pointer finger...

If my poetry always rhymes then that’s just the way it has to be, it isn’t really my fault what’s in my...

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...