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Like a big Baboon

Like a big Baboon

After Christmas day I feel like a big baboon, with rolls of fat around my midrift and a face like a full...

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A Young Man's Self-...

(Embarrassment is a strange feeling)

Humiliation. Embarrassment.
Posing for the girls there that night:
Pants down for the camera...

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Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug

updated to a third verse on request x

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable...

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‘No one diets in December’ ?

‘No one diets in December’ ?

Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...

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WATCH OUT SANTA CLAUS

Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes
Under the influence with sherry and mince pies
...

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Maisie Mouse ?

Maisie Mouse ?

Maisie Mouse was in her element this year, scuttling up and down the Christmas tree joining in the festive...

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Letter from Santa Claus

Letter from Santa Claus

Received a letter from Santa Claus today.
It says "My sleigh is stuck up Finland way.
There's...

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“Oh yes we do” ???

“Oh yes we do” ???

Each and every year we get on our local bus, me and my little family, there are quite alot of us..bound...

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Three red cars

Three red cars

Three red cars all heading the same way, each and every one of them almost full up with passengers this...

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Run turkey run

Run turkey run

Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...

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Waiting for the big day ???

Waiting for the big day ???

I am secretly anticipatingly, waiting for the big day to arrive, whilst I am so pleased to see another...

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“BINGO!!!”

“BINGO!!!”

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house” as all the chattering in the hall went as quiet as...

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Paraskevidekatriaphobia...

Paraskevidekatriaphobia logical as any other phobia right?

Superstition(s) stubbornly linger
impossible to shrug off
(cue Atlas) courtesy pointer finger...

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Merry-go-round shows

Merry-go-round shows

If my poetry always rhymes then that’s just the way it has to be, it isn’t really my fault what’s in my...

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A Right Rib-Tickler ?

A Right Rib-Tickler ?

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...

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Christmas socks ?

Christmas socks ?

I love my jolly folly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet..so I seek out the most wackiest ones I...

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My Mysterious Romance

My Mysterious Romance

Words are all I have scrambled on a shelf in my busy brain, as each and every one of them try to collocate...