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Excuse Me Mr.

Are you my momma's new boyfriend
She is inside waiting on you
She is looking and smelling...

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A sonnet for Basil Fawlty

A sonnet for Basil Fawlty

This ol chap Basil Fawlty
He owned a hotel Torquay
Really so crazy haughty
His wife...

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Beyond The Cover

Beyond the cover of Friendship
Lay workings of every evil
For they who would come in their...

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"little e little e"

"little e little e"

the court case ended with verdict unknown

new righteous leader got overthrown

got a...

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Fate

Fate

There once was a girl who dreamed
Of making her own way.
The harder she tried the louder they...

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A Drink Of Wine

I would drink from the fruit of the vine
Afraid what you my lips might find
To become drunk...

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Sex with my French plastic...

Sex with my French plastic blow up girl  my mum gave me for Christmas....extreme content ! For Jason :)

You were the epitome of French womanhood
One kiss from you could strike me dead
And when you...

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King & Queen's No!...

Tell me my Queen, can I touch you there
Or shall i wait till you are completely bare
No! it's...

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No Comments

Over mountains of paper I toil,
wiping the sweat from my brow.
Searching for answers to the...

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" Me and Santa"

I woke up on Christmas morning,

to find nothing under my tree,

then I went to the restroom...

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My Mind Drinks You Like Coffee

One sip, two sips, three sips, four.

Is it possible for me to want to know you more?

Five...

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The Art of Romance In A Coffee

The Art of Romance In A Coffee

A sensual touch of sugar, an addictive lust of caffeine.

A darkened kiss of warm mocha, a light...

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INVISIBILITY CLOAK !?X

INVISIBILITY CLOAK !?X

I WISH.. I HAD A CLOAK

OF.. TOTAL INVISABILITY

I WOULD..USE IT OFTEN !?

& COME...

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Uncouth Truth

Pardon me for my behavior
This way i honor my Savior
I have been known to be uncouth
...