Analysis

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Chaos & Confusion ?

Chaos & Confusion ?

Lost in a fog of chaos & confusion
Will Theresa May resign ?
Tho there isn’t anybody...

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Theresa’s nightmare ?

Theresa’s nightmare ?

Nervously entering the hospital door
Her head gloomily droops as she trudges the floor

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My reflection of time

My reflection of time

I stare in the mirror
Is it me that I see?
A face I hardly recognise
Is looking at me...

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DON'T THINK I WILL BE...

DON'T THINK I WILL BE GOING OUT TODAY

Don't think I will be going out today
The weather is cold and the sky is grey
A bar of...

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NOT WHAT YOU KNOW

NOT WHAT YOU KNOW

It's not what you know but what you do
It doesn't matter that you haven't a clue
I would...

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The Centipede

The Centipede

A centipede is ‘hundred-footed
Though this insect has no feet
It can have up to thirty pair...

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GETTING INTO A GOOD SPACE

GETTING INTO A GOOD SPACE

My mind is wandering it's all over the place
Life at the moment is just a never ending race
...

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What must he think?

What must he think?

If his lordship is watching us
From his castle up a height
Will he be dissapointed ?
...

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In all honesty

In all honesty

In all honesty, I have avoided work for days.
In all honesty, I have not slept well for days....

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I'VE GOT AND WILL I

I'VE GOT AND WILL I

I've got a washing machine on the blink
I've got a full and blocked up sink
I've got no time...

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DAMN HEELS

DAMN HEELS

Heels or no heels it's new years eve
A difficult decision you just wouldn't believe
I'm off...

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BAD HAIR DAY

BAD HAIR DAY


Blood shot eyes
What a surprise
Bad hair day
Coming my way

Clothes in...

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Satans sanctuary

Making love to our demons,
If only you was here so you could see them.
Those little critters...

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MY CAKE

MY CAKE

Going to the kitchen was my first mistake
I decided that today I would make a cake
Eggs,...

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THE BERLIN WALL

THE BERLIN WALL

Before the nineties had finished the wall came down
Once considered the jewel in Germany's crown...

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THE APPLE TREE

THE APPLE TREE

In a quiet spot under the apple tree
That's the place where I want to be
Away from this busy...

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GOOD PLAN STAN

GOOD PLAN STAN


I have known Stan for almost twenty years
Throughout that time he always comes up with new...