Comedy

Born: December 29, 1936

Died: January 25th, 2017

Happy Hotpoint or just Mary

Mary...

I got off the bus and was greeted by nature
The trees, the grass welcomed me.
I started my...

Straight up chilling on my couch
Watching the simpsons on tv
I heard a strange noise
...

Christmas has overtaken our house

to the dismay of my spouse

doesn’t want tinsel or little...

A Christmas Poem

Christmas is a coming
I'll be getting fatter
But at this time of...

Q. What do Jewish women make for dinner.

A. Reservations.

Why do people say, “I’ll be...

I asked you who your favourite singers are

Which bands make your favourite sound?

I was...

When I get old and live with my kids

I'm gonna do all the things that they did
I'll get up...

Johnny Fucking Rotten For President

why not he lives in California

Johnny Fucking Rotten...

Soundtrack to the city

Sirens, loud and ominous, oscillate throughout the crowds.
Bells,...

Election Day’s here and I’ve got the blues

I couldn’t sleep all night or stop watching the news...

Trials and tribulations have made me ever stronger,

Learning from each and every brush with...

Some days you wish you hadn't got out of bed !

Some days you're simply left hanging by a thread....

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's...

Awaiting further instructions from the waitress

eating in darkness, restaurant

a playful...

Curiosity appetites

Cutting teeth

To sample life given

Arrive at the...