Comedy

Iambic Heptameter for Jason Brown...

to whom I promised a light-hearted post....

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

A Wibble wobbles
when jibbered by a Jabber.
Stealth Jabber attack!

…for Larry Ran

egos like pimples
once they are close to bursting
need a little...

Love hath left me bleeding, bruised and broken

Love hath driven its’ jagged dagger in my soul...

There is no such thing

As no strings attached

You can’t have sex

And never think...

Canto the Sixth
Song of Endings & Beginnings

They bellowed out their battle-cries...

Behind a shady rock, on checkered blanket we sat

One blue sky perfect Sunday afternoon in July...

Canto the Fourth
Song of a Damsel

Come on in and have a drink
A wager's for the...

Canto the Second
Song of a Barfly

‘Tis in a bar our tale is set
A wanderer had...

What are my PROBLEMS?

Everyday when I wake up, I'm known to make everyone laugh

To let my...

That first cup of coffee in the morning

I describe it as KICKAPOO JOY JUICE

The day doesn't...

I used your bones to make a nice broth

your eyeballs floated to the top and threw me off

...

Her mood suddenly swung she was seething,

Of course at this time she was bleeding

Aching...

Everything was in perfect order

When I jumped from the boat to the water

A shark came in...

There once was a cat on our roof,

It sat there all snide and aloof

Dad grabbed his gun...

variation on a Shakespearean theme

raining makes one mad
for suns like daughters...