Comedy

To the cute girl at McDonalds,

Firstly, allow me to apologize
I don't wanna come across as...

Bitch you weak
you fuckin stink
washin your pussy
in the sink?!
you lil hoes...

I love my dinosaur and my dinosaur loves me,

Even though he roars and bares his teeth,

Even...

The Lyrics to Ivor Bigguns unforgettable ditty.
On His Favorite Pet.

Some folks like a...

This story is about one of the cruises, that Linda and I often went upon;

Once a year, living in...

This would not be right,

Not the right way at all,

Like a short person,

Upside down...

Mommy always called me Gypsy
after Gypsy Rose Lee.
Seems I loved high-heels and jewelry...

This is a poem of a girl called Shelly
Who was 7 years old and addicted to jelly
This poor...

The cookie is crisp, utter magic to the tongue
chocolate screaming aloud before a bite has begun....

Its bullshit,

Symptoms upon first sight say it all

I've been know to break out into a...

While hopping along, one cool spring day

A frog with a thought in his head

Lept to a shroom...

Monkey Moon Man sat in the sky, with stars all around, but didn't know why.

So he asked the earth...

We lost another great one today, the comedian supreme;

For eighty years he brought smiles to our...

I want to be a Solider ✔️
I'm going to be a solider mum you'll be proud of me one day, I'll have a...

THE WHOLE WORLD IS A STAGE
SO LETS ROB IT.

JESSE JAMES

Poetry is rarely cool
It's something you study in school
But I like to spend time
...