Comedy

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I love my dinosaur (for my...

I love my dinosaur and my dinosaur loves me,

Even though he roars and bares his teeth,

Even...

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Has anybody seen my cock---...

Has anybody seen my cock----written by the the magnificebt quill of Ivor Biggun

The Lyrics to Ivor Bigguns unforgettable ditty.
On His Favorite Pet.

Some folks like a...

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The Ugly Beauty Queen

The Ugly Beauty Queen

This story is about one of the cruises, that Linda and I often went upon;

Once a year, living in...

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If meat eaters acted like...

This would not be right,

Not the right way at all,

Like a short person,

Upside down...

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Mama Always Called Me Gypsy

Mama Always Called Me Gypsy

Mommy always called me Gypsy
after Gypsy Rose Lee.
Seems I loved high-heels and jewelry...

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ADDICTION TO JELLY

ADDICTION TO JELLY

This is a poem of a girl called Shelly
Who was 7 years old and addicted to jelly
This poor...

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Temporary Fix

Temporary Fix

The cookie is crisp, utter magic to the tongue
chocolate screaming aloud before a bite has begun....

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I've an allergy

Its bullshit,

Symptoms upon first sight say it all

I've been know to break out into a...

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Wisdom of a Frog

Wisdom of a Frog

While hopping along, one cool spring day

A frog with a thought in his head

Lept to a shroom...

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Monkey Moon Man

Monkey Moon Man

Monkey Moon Man sat in the sky, with stars all around, but didn't know why.

So he asked the earth...

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Tears And Tickles For Mr...

Tears And Tickles For Mr Rickles

We lost another great one today, the comedian supreme;

For eighty years he brought smiles to our...

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I Want to be a Solider

I Want to be a Solider

I want to be a Solider ✔️
I'm going to be a solider mum you'll be proud of me one day, I'll have a...

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Modified Shakepeare Quote -...

Modified Shakepeare Quote -----from the wild west.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS A STAGE
SO LETS ROB IT.

JESSE JAMES

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Poetry

Poetry is rarely cool
It's something you study in school
But I like to spend time
...

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(Blooming') Ecclefechan

(Blooming') Ecclefechan

Ecclefechan whiskey

And Ecclefechan tarts

Are guaranteed to give you

Ecclefechan...

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Dressage day

The morning has arrived, the day is finally here.
It's time to dust off my boots again and show I...