Comedy

Bored is a thing when your mind starts to wander,
And runs to a place in your head you hold fonder...

To the one that makes my pulse race, everytime I see her eyes, to the girl that drives me up the wall, and...

Before reading, I apologize for the small amount of profanity. The poem is cynical in nature and the words...

My parents for my nineteenth birthday, took me to Sutmiller’s Supper Club;
Who booked well known...

"I want you" , she whispered,
whisky breath in my ear.
That was the first thing that went...

I have climbed up Mount Everest
It didn't take long.
I rescued a beautiful lady
From...

Sitting in his garden waiting for something to grow

These plants they're taking so long, they're...

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One night while with my father, at a National Sales Meeting;
We all went out to dinner,...

I have a friend who beats his chest
Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed
He goes out...

My sister Jody and I beg
for dog. “Oh yes, we promise
to walk the dog and clean
up...

I'm thinking about escalating my escapades.
Getting colder than a penguin in the Polar you motion...

Rules provoke me to break them as they flaunt themselves as dominate.
It's for these reasons my...