Before reading, I apologize for the small amount of profanity. The poem is cynical in nature and the words...
My parents for my nineteenth birthday, took me to Sutmiller’s Supper Club; Who booked well known...
"I want you" , she whispered, whisky breath in my ear. That was the first thing that went...
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It had been one of those long weeks that seem to drag on like an endless dusk afraid of the light. At least...
I have climbed up Mount Everest It didn't take long. I rescued a beautiful lady From...
Netball
Meet, the new elite. Women's walking netball team, yes WALKING. It is designed for gentle...
Sitting in his garden waiting for something to grow
These plants they're taking so long, they're...
"Where's Tommy? Where's Tommy?" Sunny J immediately hopped out of bed, looking for her son, Tommy. She...
Hi. My name is Densley. Right now I'm sentenced to 15 years in prison. If you're wondering why then please...
. One night while with my father, at a National Sales Meeting; We all went out to dinner,...
I have a friend who beats his chest Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed He goes out...
My sister Jody and I beg for dog. “Oh yes, we promise to walk the dog and clean up...
I'm thinking about escalating my escapades. Getting colder than a penguin in the Polar you motion...
Rules provoke me to break them as they flaunt themselves as dominate. It's for these reasons my...
To the cute girl at McDonalds,
Firstly, allow me to apologize I don't wanna come across as...
Bitch you weak you fuckin stink washin your pussy in the sink?! you lil hoes...
