Comedy

Hill and Don

got a room

the tension was high

they could not control it

she...

I felt a sort of explosion in my spirit

Watching her casket made me feel weary

Despair Was...

THE 3 BEARS WERE DONE EATTING WENT FOR A WALK THAY CAME TO A MOUNTAIN AND THAY HAD TO CLIMBED IT SO FATHER...

Sometimes when I am lost for an idea I open the dictionary and look at the first word my finger falls on....

kids are strange or atleast mine are,
the wierdest people i've met by far.

Their little...

1. You only live once

2. You forgot about Emmett Kelly

3. On their asses

4. No, you...

Though the lady by the lake lies still as a cold winter stone

On her wedding date she quickens,...

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On...

Road to Unenlightenment

Whilst idling neath a sycamore tree,

the thought quite grand did...

For Georgina’s and Larry’s Humorous Poem Contest

I really love to flatulate, I do it all the time...

Only last night,

Whilst lying in bed,
A crazy thought,
Entered my head,

These...

Last night I see some girls crying
So I went over and try to be a gentleman
And when I ask...

Too much pain & sorrow

My heart has bore the brunt.

For every fucking bastard

...

Her name is Fat Amy
And yeah she is crazy!
From her Orthodox-Jew ponytail
And her...

The German Shepherd was large

the mouse was cute and small

The mouse would speed thru the...

I I Stopped working and wrote this

I I don’t want the mansion on the hill anymore

I I want...