Doctors

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Urology Office

Urology Office

It was a typical office day,
Not much to proclaim,
Until one poor, lonely soul,
He...

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Flatulence ...based upon a...

Flatulence ...based upon a true story..well almost true...by Jude kyrie

The man was distraught.
that she could clearly see.
The pretty young doctor
sat...

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SNEEZING

SNEEZING

He sneezed into his handkerchief about a week ago
When something so trivial as that happened how...

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Definitions

Definitions

Yesterday I got out of bed
Changed out of my pajamas and into fresh clothes...

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more dental blues

more dental blues

I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly...

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DOCTOR DOCTOR

DOCTOR DOCTOR

The Doctor insists that he's of high intelligence...

Another Doctor thinks he's of a much higher...

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Until the beep...

Until the beep...

Head pounding,
Death is near,
Room is spinning,
People gather,
But sadly too...

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DARN GOOD DOCTOR SURGEON

DARN GOOD DOCTOR SURGEON

Sparrowsong?

You can call me Doctor...

Doctor?

Doctor Surgeon if you prefer......

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Vicious Cycle (10 words)

Vicious Cycle  (10 words)

Self inflicted
Pain

Doctor...I'm Sane??

Diagnosis
Incomplete

...

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Insomnia’s Blessing

Insomnia’s Blessing

I’m one of those people you hear about, Doctors call us insomniacs;
Sleeping for just a few hours,...

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Tears For Brandon Rogers

Tears For Brandon Rogers

On NBC’s America’s Got Talent, a young man displayed his skill;
He brought the crowd to a frenzy,...

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Freudian Slipping

Freudian Slipping

I find that writing poetry, is a panacea for my troubled mind;
On a couch being psychoanalyzed, you...

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Emergency Department ...

Emergency Department (Practitioner with non urgent patient)

I know that you're in a hurry,

Let me check you over honey.

I can’t decide why you've come...

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FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

This doctor visit is going to go smooth as silk...

I feel as healthy as an oxe...

My heart...

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Silent Flatulance..

Silent Flatulance..

Silent Flatulance

A man goes to see his doctor.
He ask her to give him something
To...

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News

News

In tribute to those experiencing this situation,

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That's it. The news all of us aren't...