Dog

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Paranoia

Paranoia

Yeah I see
you watching
me!
You show your
teeth
a little
too...

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RUN CHICKEN RUN

MOMMA! MOMMA! THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO KNOW
ARE THERE CHICKENS IN HEAVEN?
PLEASE TELL ME...

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FLEA BAG

MY DOG SCRATCHES ENDLESS , IT SEEMS
I GUESS IT'S FLEAS, ONE HUNDRED OR THREE!
SPRAY, DIP OR...

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Onerous Ordeal

Onerous Ordeal

(strike while the iron's hot, else...
up prize cold hard steel Goldfinger
rewind: the...

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Max The Ghetto Dog

Max The Ghetto Dog

Welcome to the Family
Max
We love that you
are here

Ironically
We saw...

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Hank Hill's Dilemma

Hank Hill's Dilemma

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

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Cave Quid Optes

Cave Quid Optes

Aye did not heed the maxim careful
what you wish for,
cuz now adversity not abate
...

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Dead Dog

Dead Dog

As I walked down the highway, I saw a dog that had been killed by a car.
That poor animal had...

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ADIEU PLUTO

ADIEU PLUTO

Today I said goodbye to my faithful friend
A sassy fourteen year old blond Labrador
A joyous...

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THE HARDEST PART OF LOVING

THE HARDEST PART OF LOVING

To My Dog Ali With Love,

I know you're old my girl...

If I blessed you half as much as you...

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When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

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R.I.P Prince

R.I.P Prince

When I lost my dog Prince, that sh*t really crushed me. I knew from how he waited at the door for me to get...

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Your Guy

Your Guy

Danm girl you wet yourself again,

I know that you are old Grandma,

But please try to hold...

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"BABY" FRIEND FINDER

"BABY" FRIEND FINDER

You've come to borrow some Sugar?

I will have to check with "Baby"...

If he senses you're...

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THE LOAN...... a parable on...

THE LOAN...... a parable on lending money by Jude kyrie

The two men had been friends forever.
then one of them asked to borrow $1000
Just until...

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Blame it on .... ( forgive...

Blame it on  .... ( forgive me folks!! )

The time of year for party games
and foods that will impart
that special atmosphere created...

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Throw the ball!

Throw the ball!

My ears twitch what's there?
If I stretch will you stroke my fur?
I tilt my head what's there...