Funny

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I...

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.
I...

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.
Nobody will hire us, even when we...

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

Young in my adolescence I remember being caught up from the smells
of a savory fume
The aroma...

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

Tossing and turning
trying desperately..
To catch a red squirrel
in my dreams...

WARNING: This poem contains language that may not be suitable for certain readers.

A foreign waiter...

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.
She didn't get her eleven...

Laugh to much without notice.
Shoving to show dislike,
While really showing you like....

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...