Funny

Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.
Mario only saved her because he wanted to have...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

When I was in high school, a bully bullied me.
I thought the bullying would end if I learned karate...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift.
He bought me a Corvette but he...

Because my parents wouldn't buy me any new clothes, I started using a needle and thread.
They...

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago.
I spent ten million dollars and prison...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

I found out why a lot of people started hating me.
I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III....

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I...

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.
I...

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.
Nobody will hire us, even when we...