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If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit.
He irritates the hell out of me and he's a...

Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in...

When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead.
He wanted his teddy bear to come to...

(Inspired by 'The Golden Goose' fairytale.)

I have a story about why my ex-girlfriend sucks....

My new wife is even more special than I could believe.
Because of my situation, many women would...

Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.
Don't make this woman angry or she'...

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.
Mario only saved her because he wanted to have...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

When I was in high school, a bully bullied me.
I thought the bullying would end if I learned karate...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift.
He bought me a Corvette but he...

Because my parents wouldn't buy me any new clothes, I started using a needle and thread.
They...

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago.
I spent ten million dollars and prison...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...