Funny

My new wife is even more special than I could believe.
Because of my situation, many women would...

Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.
Don't make this woman angry or she'...

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.
Mario only saved her because he wanted to have...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

When I was in high school, a bully bullied me.
I thought the bullying would end if I learned karate...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift.
He bought me a Corvette but he...

Because my parents wouldn't buy me any new clothes, I started using a needle and thread.
They...

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago.
I spent ten million dollars and prison...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

I found out why a lot of people started hating me.
I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III....

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...