Funny

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

It all started when my damn house was infested.
I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....

This is a tale about little Jimmy Nicholl
Out walking one day he got himself into a pickle
...

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

Never ask for a kebab again
Cause now this will never end,
So skint no food or gas ,no hot...

My old pal put the fiend in friend.
He caused our friendship to end.
He took my car without...

When it came to the 2016 Presidential nominations, they were rigged.
Trump and Clinton's nominations...

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

I was sitting in the park one day
in the shade underneath a tree
When I saw this little...

I tortured a man and it gave me pleasure to hear him holler and squeal.
He sounded just like a pig...

Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill.
He counterfeited money but he...

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit.
He irritates the hell out of me and he's a...

Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in...

When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead.
He wanted his teddy bear to come to...

(Inspired by 'The Golden Goose' fairytale.)

I have a story about why my ex-girlfriend sucks....