Funny

They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim.
I stole a Police Car from two...

When I commence my creation I never ever know exactly just where my story will go.. of course I begin at...

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.
But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
...

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal.
She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.
I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
He...

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake.
When it came to...

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

It all started when my damn house was infested.
I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....

This is a tale about little Jimmy Nicholl
Out walking one day he got himself into a pickle
...

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

Never ask for a kebab again
Cause now this will never end,
So skint no food or gas ,no hot...

My old pal put the fiend in friend.
He caused our friendship to end.
He took my car without...