Funny

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...

When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls.
That wasn't what...

If I could wake up and die,
I would surely try,
preserve me in pickle until I cry.
...

"Grumpy old man,"
The young man said.
"Indeed you are very wise!
Though your lines on...

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he...

They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim.
I stole a Police Car from two...

When I commence my creation I never ever know exactly just where my story will go.. of course I begin at...

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.
But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
...

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal.
She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.
I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
He...

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake.
When it came to...

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...