Funny

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch...

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt.
I beat the crap out of him because he...

l love the ‘Big Yin’
Such a unique personality
As tears roll down my cheeks with laughter...

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son.
I learned that when Porky got...

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack.
When I...

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class.
But nobody will...

11:11 Portal is activated and your 12/12, 12/26/12/27
new moon eclipse is jacking the vibrations to...

11:11 Portal is activated and your 12/12, 12/26/12/27
new moon eclipse is jacking the vibrations to...

Oh Santa where are you?
Have you noticed yet I'm lost?
I hope you will soon find me,
...

My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat.
People have been congratulating her and she...

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...

When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls.
That wasn't what...

If I could wake up and die,
I would surely try,
preserve me in pickle until I cry.
...

"Grumpy old man,"
The young man said.
"Indeed you are very wise!
Though your lines on...

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he...