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Hidden Story

Hidden Story

What you see may be a performance.

A show for the world to see with accordance.

In it a...

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My Son Lied His Ass Off

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

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Video Games In Heaven

Video Games In Heaven

When I go to Heaven, it won't be as great if there are no video games.
It will still be a wonderful...

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I Grabbed The Wrong Bag

I Grabbed The Wrong Bag

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

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The 3DO

The 3DO

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.
The 3DO was a...

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If Video Games Were Like Crack

If Video Games Were Like Crack

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

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Mario VS. Rocky

Mario VS. Rocky

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

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Princess Peach Turned Out...

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

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He’s football mad ?

He’s football mad ?

He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot...

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Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy

Beautiful boy
Bright yellow curls
Bright and enchanted by prehistoric worlds
By giants...

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The Bad Poet

The Bad Poet

The good poet,
the bad poet.
Merely just the same.
The great poet,
the awful...

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Nintendo Fired Mario

Nintendo Fired Mario

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

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Luigi's Mansion

Luigi's Mansion

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

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DRINKING HOLY FAITH --

Holy faith
each line stitches shines the cards
lays on a bed of players
tranquillity...

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We Had a Deal ( Or No Deal...

We Had a Deal  ( Or No Deal ! )

I used to play bridge with some finesse,
but the final result could be anyone's guess;
...

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Vidiot

Vidiot

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...