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When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

Yet another brilliant blast from my past!! ‘Hopscotch’ I loved it!!
throwing a piece of chalk on a...

“Over the garden wall I let my baby fall, my Mother came out & gave me a clout, over the garden wall...

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...

What you see may be a performance.

A show for the world to see with accordance.

In it a...

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

When I go to Heaven, it won't be as great if there are no video games.
It will still be a wonderful...

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.
The 3DO was a...

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot...

Beautiful boy
Bright yellow curls
Bright and enchanted by prehistoric worlds
By giants...

The good poet,
the bad poet.
Merely just the same.
The great poet,
the awful...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...