Game

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.
The 3DO was a...

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot...

Beautiful boy
Bright yellow curls
Bright and enchanted by prehistoric worlds
By giants...

The good poet,
the bad poet.
Merely just the same.
The great poet,
the awful...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

Holy faith
each line stitches shines the cards
lays on a bed of players
tranquillity...

I used to play bridge with some finesse,
but the final result could be anyone's guess;
...

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

The Tongue
Quick to edit a slurred cremation
failed to save this drowning forced remark...

Cadaver in cesspool midst bludgeoned blade,
Foul stench spews profuse in serenade,
Innards...