Game

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Chess

the complex game of love

Chess

I've played two chess games of love,
One took me a year waiting for you to play.
The other...

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Super Macho Man's Shame

This poem was inspired by my favorite NES game "Mike Tyson...

Super Macho Man's Shame

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

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The Joy Of KB TOYS

This is a true story.

The Joy Of KB TOYS

There was something that used to bring me joy.
It was when I went to the mall to go to KB Toys....

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Get The F*** Out

Get The F*** Out

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

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Ultimatum

The only true thing about this poem is that I've been...

Ultimatum

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

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Gambling is a sin

Gambling is a sin

She sat on the stairway
of her stately hall as they collected all her possessions from her rise and...

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Ajá ñ Sáré

Self-Betting

Ajá ñ Sáré

Index on Rat..
Odds are fine today!
Clicking into the success
That will later fail....

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“Haway the Geordies”

“Haway the Geordies”

“Haway the Geordies”
As the ref blows his whistle
Matt Ritchie kicks the ball from the...

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Jimmy loves his football⚽️

Jimmy loves his football⚽️

He loves his football yet he never scores a goal because he’s getting on abit the poor old soul . God...

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Nintendo's Wii U Got a...

Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bum Rap

Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap.
But I like the game console and I think...

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An old fashioned game

An old fashioned game

Oooh I love a good old fashioned game with my family around.. you only need a decent sized floor so you...

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Mario is Pissing

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

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Why Working At GameStop Can...

Why Working At GameStop Can Suck

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...