Game

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Ultimatum

The only true thing about this poem is that I've been...

Ultimatum

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

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Gambling is a sin

Gambling is a sin

She sat on the stairway
of her stately hall as they collected all her possessions from her rise and...

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Ajå ñ Såré

Self-Betting

Ajå ñ Såré

Index on Rat..
Odds are fine today!
Clicking into the success
That will later fail....

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“Haway the Geordies”

“Haway the Geordies”

“Haway the Geordies”
As the ref blows his whistle
Matt Ritchie kicks the ball from the...

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Jimmy loves his football⚜

Jimmy loves his football⚜

He loves his football yet he never scores a goal because he’s getting on abit the poor old soul . God...

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Nintendo's Wii U Got a...

Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bum Rap

Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap.
But I like the game console and I think...

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An old fashioned game

An old fashioned game

Oooh I love a good old fashioned game with my family around.. you only need a decent sized floor so you...

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Mario is Pissing

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

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Why Working At GameStop Can...

Why Working At GameStop Can Suck

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

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It's Call of Duty, Not...

It's Call of Duty, Not Call of Doody

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

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‘Hopscotch’

‘Hopscotch’

Yet another brilliant blast from my past!! ‘Hopscotch’ I loved it!!
throwing a piece of chalk on a...

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Free as a bird

Free as a bird

“Over the garden wall I let my baby fall, my Mother came out & gave me a clout, over the garden wall...

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I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...