Parents

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Little girl

Little girl

Mother once told me to build a wall to keep everyone out and now i shut everyone in the world out, too...

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Parents Sanity Returns...

Parents  Sanity Returns While Teachers Refill Xanax  RX

I thought
It was Christmas
This Weekend
Seeing the Smiling
Faces
Of...

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CHANGE MY DIAPER

CHANGE MY DIAPER

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

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JUDAS ATE MY NORMAL

Goodbye stares
towards that fable
you pushed under the growing laugh
painted pens...

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Years pass and memories fade

So many years pass by
And memories of you have faded
Not because I've forgotten about you...

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My NES

My NES

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

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Seventy-Six Trombones Have...

Seventy-Six Trombones Have Become Trumpets

Photo of my parents coming out of Philadelphia City Hall June 11, 1942

In the famous movie, “The...

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True Riches

True Riches

True Riches

I may not have much money;
I’ve never owned a yacht.
But I have...

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I Am Wolf..

I Am Wolf..

She walks through the door, but it’s as nothing…..
Except to me..
Head low, eyes down, coat...

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The Honeymooners- A Tale Of...

The Honeymooners- A Tale Of My First Marriage

Having eloped, now with a license in my hand, I called my Mom and Dad;
They were vacationing in...

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Born

Born

When Nate was born,
My heart began to beat.
When Brandon was born,
I took my first...

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Knockoff beauty queen

I'm a knock-off beauty queen
Heads' full of lyrics and daydreams
Mamma wanted math books and...

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Keening And The Kaddish

Keening And The Kaddish

I’ve been visiting this gravesite, for over forty years;
Mourning the passing of my Father, crying...

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The Day I Made History

The Day I Made History

Sixty years ago today

On April nineteenth, 1958, I had a date with destiny;
For that day...

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BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME SO

BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME SO

Treat everyone equally and the same
Be honest with yourself and be prepared for blame
Try to...

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Yes, Virginia...there IS a...

Yes, Virginia...there IS a Boogeyman

There are many monsters, in various guises.
Werewolves, zombies—others full of surprises.
But...